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Previously on "Zero day!"
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I was rather looking forward to the Apocalypse - life seems somehow dull and meaningless now.
I shouldnt let Life get me down.
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"Six pints of bitter," said Ford Prefect to the barman of the Horse and Groom. "And quickly please, the world's about to end."Originally posted by realityhack View PostWe're still here... when's it all going to end? Do I have time to go to the pub for lunch?
The barman of the Horse and Groom didn't deserve this sort of treatment, he was a dignified old man. He pushed his glasses up his nose and blinked at Ford Prefect. Ford ignored him and stared out of the window, so the barman looked instead at Arthur who shrugged helplessly and said nothing.
So the barman said, "Oh yes sir? Nice weather for it," and started pulling pints.
He tried again.
"Going to watch the match this afternoon then?"
Ford glanced round at him.
"No, no point," he said, and looked back out of the window.
"What's that, foregone conclusion then you reckon sir?" said the barman. "Arsenal without a chance?"
"No, no," said Ford, "it's just that the world's about to end."
"Oh yes sir, so you said," said the barman, looking over his glasses this time at Arthur. "Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did."
Ford looked back at him, genuinely surprised.
"No, not really," he said. He frowned.
The barman breathed in heavily. "There you are sir, six pints," he said.
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ClientCo's shares are doing very well today. Obviously no shortage of idiots in the world.
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Not really. It hardly narrows it down.Originally posted by sasguru View Post...And a certain gullible fool on here believed him.
HTH
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We're still here... when's it all going to end? Do I have time to go to the pub for lunch?
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Nope, still no clueOriginally posted by sasguru View PostSome mad bloke called Armstrong predicted some bollux or the other. And a certain gullible fool on here believed him.
HTH
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Dunno the story either. It was probably related to someone influential trying to make a fast buck, e.g. on the stock market.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDid I miss something? Is the world supposed to be ending today or what?
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Did I miss something? Is the world supposed to be ending today or what?
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Looks like the end of the world is making everyone nice.
Yesterday it was all Smelly Kitchens and AIDS, today it is
We need more end of the worlds.
I'll see you all on the other side.
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Ungh! Grunt! Creak!
Damn it, I can't bend down quite that far. I'll have to wave it goodbye instead
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