Reply to: Zero day!

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I was rather looking forward to the Apocalypse - life seems somehow dull and meaningless now.

I shouldnt let Life get me down.

Don't worry, there's a new version of IE arriving this afternoon.

[AlfredJPruffock]

I was rather looking forward to the Apocalypse - life seems somehow dull and meaningless now.

I shouldnt let Life get me down.

[DaveB]

We're still here... when's it all going to end? Do I have time to go to the pub for lunch?

"Six pints of bitter," said Ford Prefect to the barman of the Horse and Groom. "And quickly please, the world's about to end."

The barman of the Horse and Groom didn't deserve this sort of treatment, he was a dignified old man. He pushed his glasses up his nose and blinked at Ford Prefect. Ford ignored him and stared out of the window, so the barman looked instead at Arthur who shrugged helplessly and said nothing.

So the barman said, "Oh yes sir? Nice weather for it," and started pulling pints.

He tried again.

"Going to watch the match this afternoon then?"

Ford glanced round at him.

"No, no point," he said, and looked back out of the window.

"What's that, foregone conclusion then you reckon sir?" said the barman. "Arsenal without a chance?"

"No, no," said Ford, "it's just that the world's about to end."

"Oh yes sir, so you said," said the barman, looking over his glasses this time at Arthur. "Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did."

Ford looked back at him, genuinely surprised.

"No, not really," he said. He frowned.

The barman breathed in heavily. "There you are sir, six pints," he said.

[Mich the Tester]

ClientCo's shares are doing very well today. Obviously no shortage of idiots in the world.

[NotAllThere]

...And a certain gullible fool on here believed him.

HTH

Not really. It hardly narrows it down.

[realityhack]

We're still here... when's it all going to end? Do I have time to go to the pub for lunch?

[denver2k]

If not physically, morally its gona be end of times ....

[cailin maith]

Some mad bloke called Armstrong predicted some bollux or the other. And a certain gullible fool on here believed him.

HTH

Nope, still no clue

[sasguru]

Did I miss something? Is the world supposed to be ending today or what?

Some mad bloke called Armstrong predicted some bollux or the other. And a certain gullible fool on here believed him.

HTH

[TimberWolf]

Did I miss something? Is the world supposed to be ending today or what?

Dunno the story either. It was probably related to someone influential trying to make a fast buck, e.g. on the stock market.

[cailin maith]

Did I miss something? Is the world supposed to be ending today or what?

[Andy2]

See you all in the heaven or maybe hell in my case

[Churchill]

I woul like to say goodbye to my friends on cuk now.

That won't take long!

[FSM with Cheddar]

Looks like the end of the world is making everyone nice.

Yesterday it was all Smelly Kitchens and AIDS, today it is

We need more end of the worlds.

I'll see you all on the other side.

[OwlHoot]

Ungh! Grunt! Creak!

Damn it, I can't bend down quite that far. I'll have to wave it goodbye instead