Reply to: Anyone here own a gun?

[EternalOptimist]

Bottle of vodka laced with something nasty and left where they will find it. Job done.

I want to look em in the eye and come out with something catchy.

The headline will read

'All I did was call him Hitler and throw a few stones at him, then he puts his hand in his pocket and says to me, 'I know what you're thinking punk, is it an ipod or is it a device that will deliver one million volts to my pustulant body'

well I dont know what pustulant means, so I sneered at him, then zzzzBAMzzz. I woke up six hours later with all my hair singed off.'

[Churchill]

I want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.

How're the brakes on your autogyro?

[DaveB]

I want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.

Bottle of vodka laced with something nasty and left where they will find it. Job done.

[EternalOptimist]

I want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.

[Churchill]

Yeah Yeah

Are you related to Lucy?

[Foxy Moron]

I'm telling my mum

Yeah Yeah

[Churchill]

I've been told people often get wet when you post

All the arrogance of Threaded but non of the humour, it's hilarious!

At least I can spell.

[Foxy Moron]

I've been told people often get wet when you post

All the arrogance of Threaded but non of the humour, it's hilarious!

[Churchill]

Got a stiffy there?

Not at all, just amused at you making light of a massacre and then back pedalling when someone pulls you up about responsible gun ownership.

i can imagine Churchill roaming the countryside in his cammy jacket, shooting small fluffy animals and high fiveing a fellow fookwit when he get a "strike"

Keep imagining. You may have a wet dream tonight.

[Foxy Moron]

i can imagine Churchill roaming the countryside in his cammy jacket, shooting small fluffy animals and high fiveing a fellow fookwit when he get a "strike"

"come in Alpha Zulu, target down"

[gingerjedi]

12 Feet Pounds!

FFS!

Got a stiffy there?

[NotAllThere]

It's much easier if you become a Mason

Or live in Switzerland for five years. I just go to the local police, fill in a form, go to gun shop with authorised form, hand over a couple of hundred Swiss Francs, and, bingo, I've got a gun. Not that I want one, though.

[Churchill]

Never thought about that distinction. Though there appears to be a limit of 12 feet per sec for rifles and 6 for pistols before a firearms cert is needed.

One of my mates brothers is right into air rifles and was saying last night a guy at his club is paying £900 for one.

I'm hoping to have a go at clay pigeon shooting this summer if my mate organises it.

12 Feet Pounds!

FFS!

[Foxy Moron]

Yes, the guy would have been much easier to handle had he been carrying an Uzi 7mm.

Uzi 9mm muddafhooker

[gingerjedi]

I'm guessing he can't answer that question given the lack of basic knowledge about firearms.

I guess - given the thread title is about 'guns' then No, they do not count on the basis they have rifling inside the barrel making them technically a 'rifle' not a gun.

Oh FFS lighten up I can't be on here 24/7... no an air riffle doesn't count.

Yes this was prompted by two news stories where innocent civilians have been needlessly slaughtered.

I am talking about the sort of people who get a hardon when they talk about handguns/automatic weapons and I guess most people knew that but again the pedants come out in force.

This board has gone to the dogs.