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Previously on "Time flies like the wind"

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  • PM-Junkie
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    It has to be the age old classic "sociology degrees - please take one" written next to a toilet paper dispenser.

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  • DaveB
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    It's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 6 feet.

    and underneath that

    If you think thats ******* high, come next door. The bastards fly.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    ‘The lock is jammed’

    Written on the inside of a bog door at Schiphol airport.

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  • Sausage Surprise
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    "Raymond's mam loves the cock"

    Random underpass in the north east

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  • bellymonster
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    F**k off MODS, the WHO are a rock band.

    - Newark Castle Railway Station (Lincoln Platform)

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  • NotAllThere
    replied
    Fruit flies. Time walks.

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  • BlightyBoy
    replied
    "For rules of 'toilet tennis', see opposite wall" ...

    Naturally the opposite wall heralded the legend

    "For rules of 'toilet tennis'"....

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    what's the best bit of graffitti you ever read ?
    President Raegan should be bloody well hung!!

    "He is" - Nancy

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  • Foxy Moron
    replied
    some come here to sit and think
    some come here to sh7t and stink
    some come here to rest their balls
    but I come here to write on walls

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Time flies like the wind

    Time flies like the wind

    Time flies like the wind
    but
    Fruit flies like bananas



    what's the best bit of graffitti you ever read ?



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