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Previously on "Time flies like the wind"
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It has to be the age old classic "sociology degrees - please take one" written next to a toilet paper dispenser.
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It's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 6 feet.
and underneath that
If you think thats ******* high, come next door. The bastards fly.
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‘The lock is jammed’
Written on the inside of a bog door at Schiphol airport.
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"Raymond's mam loves the cock"
Random underpass in the north east
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F**k off MODS, the WHO are a rock band.
- Newark Castle Railway Station (Lincoln Platform)
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"For rules of 'toilet tennis', see opposite wall" ...
Naturally the opposite wall heralded the legend
"For rules of 'toilet tennis'"....
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some come here to sit and think
some come here to sh7t and stink
some come here to rest their balls
but I come here to write on walls
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Time flies like the wind
Time flies like the wind
but
Fruit flies like bananas
what's the best bit of graffitti you ever read ?
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