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shaunbhoy replied

10 March 2009, 13:58
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

I think they get put out to grass.

Neigh chance!
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DaveB replied

10 March 2009, 13:56
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Do you still see people wearing 'The End is N(e)igh' signs? If so what are they going to do for a living, or in their spare time, in future? Carry "Told You" signs?

I think they get put out to grass.
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TimberWolf replied

10 March 2009, 13:56
Do you still see people wearing 'The End is N(e)igh' signs? If so what are they going to do for a living, or in their spare time, in future? Carry "Told You" signs?
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sasguru replied

10 March 2009, 13:40
Ok guys it's really time to stop all this horsing around because:

Neighhh-bours - everybody needs good Neigghhhh-bours ....
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Mich the Tester replied

10 March 2009, 13:29
This thread’s just turning into a heap of manure. I hay tit when that happens.
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Bagpuss replied

10 March 2009, 13:05
I've got the trots
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EternalOptimist replied

10 March 2009, 09:43
A big white stallion goes into a bar
'do you sell whisky ?'
'yes , in fact we have one thats named after you'
'really ? can I have a double Eric then please.'
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BrianSnail replied

10 March 2009, 09:28
Two men walk into a bar...the first man says to the barman "a whisky for me, and a pint of ale for donkey head please".

The barman says "that's not very nice...calling your mate donkey head!"

The second man says "Eeee Awwww....Eeee Awwww....Eeee always calls me that!"

Anyone seen my riding jacket?
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Ruprect replied

10 March 2009, 09:14
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Right. Now I've got the bit between my teeth, I'm going to take up the reins of this thread and bring it to a stop

Why the long face?
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AlfredJPruffock replied

10 March 2009, 08:41
Get off your Horse - And Walk ,,,
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oracleslave replied

9 March 2009, 20:59
A lot of riders jockeying for position and riding this thread to the finish line.
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sasguru replied

9 March 2009, 19:08
Right. Now I've got the bit between my teeth, I'm going to take up the reins of this thread and bring it to a stop
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NotAllThere replied

9 March 2009, 17:42
Hoof cares? That's the mane thing.
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Foxy Moron replied

9 March 2009, 17:01
get back in your (horse) box
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BrianSnail replied

9 March 2009, 17:00
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Bunch of old nags, whin-i-ing as usual and producing a steaming pile of horse manure.

Hay! Enough with the horse puns.
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