Will I be the best wife in the world if I buy my husband this for his birthday?

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Drewster replied

6 March 2009, 10:29
Originally posted by Mr Crosby View Post

You've given me a semi

Oooooer MrC........

I didn't say cheap, tarty slappers with very low moral standards didn't have some attractions..........
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DaveB replied

6 March 2009, 10:11
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl 'Will you marry
me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the man lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, played golf a lot and drank beer
and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

It's a heartwarming tale
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EternalOptimist replied

6 March 2009, 10:09
Once upon a time, a man asked a girl 'Will you marry
me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the man lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, played golf a lot and drank beer
and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Foxy Moron replied

6 March 2009, 10:00
Croydon Facelift?

plus
Nike Trainers
"Jewelery" from Elizabeth Juke at Argos
pink romper suit with arse hanging down
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DaveB replied

6 March 2009, 09:53
Originally posted by ratewhore View Post

The burnt out cortina next to the pool table is a dead giveaway...

Visible tramp stamp
Gold hoop earrings
Kappa tracksuit
Council facelift.
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Ruprect replied

6 March 2009, 09:53
Originally posted by Mr Crosby View Post

You've given me a semi

Wrong wrong wrong
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Foxy Moron replied

6 March 2009, 09:51
House prices really have fallen
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Mr Crosby replied

6 March 2009, 09:49
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Bright Red "Gash" Lipstick, Chewing gum with mouth open

You've given me a semi
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Ruprect replied

6 March 2009, 09:31
Sofa in the front garden....
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Foxy Moron replied

6 March 2009, 09:28
the nouveux riche, "Jeeves, I am not smoking a fag, wot wot wot wot"
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ratewhore replied

6 March 2009, 09:28
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Nothing says "I am a chav" more....

The burnt out cortina next to the pool table is a dead giveaway...
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Drewster replied

6 March 2009, 09:26
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Nothing says "I am a chav" more....

I don't know about that.....
Burberry "coat" for little rat dog!
Peroxide Blonde and Walnut "SuddenTan"
Bright Red "Gash" Lipstick, Chewing gum with mouth open
...
Being Jade!
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Ruprect replied

6 March 2009, 09:22
Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post

A pool table outside?

Nothing says "I am a chav" more....
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Foxy Moron replied

6 March 2009, 09:15
I guess you just paint it with creosote
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Drewster replied

6 March 2009, 09:13
Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post

A pool table outside?

It was heated!
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