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Will I be the best wife in the world if I buy my husband this for his birthday?

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    #71
    Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
    A pool table outside?
    It was heated!

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      #72
      I guess you just paint it with creosote

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        #73
        Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
        A pool table outside?
        Nothing says "I am a chav" more....
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #74
          Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
          Nothing says "I am a chav" more....
          I don't know about that.....
          Burberry "coat" for little rat dog!
          Peroxide Blonde and Walnut "SuddenTan"
          Bright Red "Gash" Lipstick, Chewing gum with mouth open
          ...
          Being Jade!

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            #75
            Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
            Nothing says "I am a chav" more....
            The burnt out cortina next to the pool table is a dead giveaway...
            Older and ...well, just older!!

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              #76
              the nouveux riche, "Jeeves, I am not smoking a fag, wot wot wot wot"

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                #77
                Sofa in the front garden....
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  Bright Red "Gash" Lipstick, Chewing gum with mouth open
                  You've given me a semi

                  See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                    #79
                    House prices really have fallen

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Mr Crosby View Post
                      You've given me a semi
                      Wrong wrong wrong
                      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                      Thomas Jefferson

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