Reply to: Love poems to gordon brown

[EternalOptimist]

By the way, what do you call that stanza?

Its called a double Dactyl

the rules for it are -

first line - two nonsense words that rhyme
second line - A name with six syllables
fourth line rhymes with last line
sixth line A word with six syllables

[Doggy Styles]

Bogingly Probingly
James Gordon Brown
Speaks of great ripples
that come from the yanks
soon he'll be telling us
extra-terrestrials
came down from venus
to bugger the banks

I knew it. It's not a British problem, or even a world problem. It's a solar system problem.

By the way, what do you call that stanza?

[EternalOptimist]

A double Dactyl

Bogingly Probingly
James Gordon Brown
Speaks of great ripples
that come from the yanks
soon he'll be telling us
extra-terrestrials
came down from venus
to bugger the banks

[realityhack]

Oh goblin here we stand in awe
At thy bright shining sun.
At least that's what we did before
You shoved it up your bum.

And goblin how we did delight
In your enchanting stories.
Until they popped up on Newsnight
Unravelled by the Tories.

So goblin here we stand before
The ruins of our nation.
Industry that is no more,
And whispers of deflation.

[DiscoStu]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh Gordon I wish
You had a f**kin clue

[Chugnut]

How about a limerick?

There once was a PM called Brown,
Who's actions would cause me to frown.
All our money he's diddled,
to banks that are riddled
with w4nkers, you one-eyed clown.

[realityhack]

Oh Gordon, let me count the ways
You've f***ed up good and proper.
Your eyes have cast a Gorgon gaze
And all has come a'cropper.

[realityhack]

Gordo, what can we do with you?
Kidnap you for a ransom? No -
Lop off your balls and willy too
And lock you in the Playboy mansion.

[realityhack]

Gordon, you tw@t
You think you're safe from harm.
Well Gordon, that's that,
It's time you bought the farm.

Said for the sake of a rhyme, I have no intention of assassinating any world leaders. Now please make the black helicopters go away. Thanks.

No, sod that, if you come near me you're losing all your front teeth, you saggy bag of bile. And your friend Kenneth, too.

And, for that matter, Harriet Harperson, Jaqqi Smithers, Hazel Bliers, Ed Ballsup, and the whole, sorry lot of you.

And half the civil service.

And Russell Brand.

And that bloke from the One Show.

And Tony Benn.

[sasguru]

Gordon Brown
You're a clown.
Not just a c**t
You're also a twunt.


HTH

[Svalbaard]

I'm so proud of you all.

Your efforts so far put Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex to shame. Her effort "Ode to Gordon" is reproduced below for reference:

The dead Gordon lay in the stagnant pool.
He lay. He rotted. He turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off him from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
He also smelt a great deal.

[BrianSnail]

Of all the crap we've voted in
'cross centuries of e-lecting

You've got to be the worst one yet
You've landed us with so much debt

Buggered up our industry
And wrapped red tape round everything

You lied about the EU plot
And eat your bogeys - gross or what!

Before you pull another stunt
F*** off Gordon, you're a c***

I even spat out tea!

[oracleslave]

Of all the crap we've voted in
'cross centuries of e-lecting

You've got to be the worst one yet
You've landed us with so much debt

Buggered up our industry
And wrapped red tape round everything

You lied about the EU plot
And eat your bogeys - gross or what!

Before you pull another stunt
F*** off Gordon, you're a c***

[Doggy Styles]

Of all the crap we've voted in
'cross centuries of e-lecting

You've got to be the worst one yet
You've landed us with so much debt

Buggered up our industry
And wrapped red tape round everything

You lied about the EU plot
And eat your bogeys - gross or what!

Before you pull another stunt
F*** off Gordon, you're a c***

[minestrone]

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!