Love poems to gordon brown

[Ruprect]

Alfred - you're up. See if you can better some of these:

http://timesonline.typepad.com/comme...cks-of-lo.html

To Gordon,

You have my heart...

and my bank...

and my mortgage...

and my job


Posted by: Tim | 11 Feb 2009 18:02:08

You broke my heart
You took all my money
I'm sorry to say that it's over, honey.

Posted by: Bitchin' Atheist | 11 Feb 2009 18:11:44

[sasguru]

Gordon Brown
I want to punch his face
The ******

[Bagpuss]

Gordon, you said you'd keep on eye on debt
Wrong eye mate

[Doggy Styles]

Gordon Brown
I want to punch his face
The ******

[BrianSnail]

Gordon Brown
You make me frown
The pound is down
You wayneker

[Ruprect]

Gordon Brown
I want to punch his face
The ******

Gordon, you said you'd keep on eye on debt
Wrong eye mate

Already two superb efforts! Bagpuss you are clarkson and I claim my 5 litres of unleaded.

[Board Game Geek]

Dear Gordon Brown,
You are such a clown,
I'm left with a frown,
Dear Gordon Brown.

Dear Gordon Brown,
My income is down,
I have no reknown,
Dear Gordon Brown.

Dear Gordon Brown,
You've stolen my crown,
And left me to drown,
Dear Gordon Brown.

If Gordon Brown,
Was here in my town,
I'd make sure his noun
Was choked with a gown.
Dear Gordon Brown.

Spoken by Rick, the People's Poet.

[Bagpuss]

Gordon brown texture like porridge
Lays me off and with my mind he fooks
Throughout the night
He gives me a fright
Never a smile (just wierd mouth movements) with gordon brown

Every time just like the last
Economy tied to the mast
It's going down
Captain won't save us, he's got his watertight pension
Never a frown with gordon brown

Gordon brown (you half blind jock idiot)
Through the ages he's looking
Daft
From far away
Pound lowers by the day
What a fookin clown, this gordon brown

[DimPrawn]

Gordon Brown
Clearly you're crap
But it would be worse under the Tories

Love poem from BrilloPad, aged 12 3/4

[Mich the Tester]

In the style of Baldrick's classic poem 'The German guns'

Britain's banks go doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom
Doom doom doom