Love poems to gordon brown

[realityhack]

Oh Gordon, let me count the ways
You've f***ed up good and proper.
Your eyes have cast a Gorgon gaze
And all has come a'cropper.

[Chugnut]

How about a limerick?

There once was a PM called Brown,
Who's actions would cause me to frown.
All our money he's diddled,
to banks that are riddled
with w4nkers, you one-eyed clown.

[DiscoStu]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh Gordon I wish
You had a f**kin clue

[realityhack]

Oh goblin here we stand in awe
At thy bright shining sun.
At least that's what we did before
You shoved it up your bum.

And goblin how we did delight
In your enchanting stories.
Until they popped up on Newsnight
Unravelled by the Tories.

So goblin here we stand before
The ruins of our nation.
Industry that is no more,
And whispers of deflation.

[EternalOptimist]

A double Dactyl

Bogingly Probingly
James Gordon Brown
Speaks of great ripples
that come from the yanks
soon he'll be telling us
extra-terrestrials
came down from venus
to bugger the banks

[Doggy Styles]

Bogingly Probingly
James Gordon Brown
Speaks of great ripples
that come from the yanks
soon he'll be telling us
extra-terrestrials
came down from venus
to bugger the banks

I knew it. It's not a British problem, or even a world problem. It's a solar system problem.

By the way, what do you call that stanza?

[EternalOptimist]

By the way, what do you call that stanza?

Its called a double Dactyl

the rules for it are -

first line - two nonsense words that rhyme
second line - A name with six syllables
fourth line rhymes with last line
sixth line A word with six syllables