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SallyAnne replied

11 February 2009, 12:23
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Good explanation. Should save me from being seen as the next Hannibal Lecter

I'm here to help
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BrilloPad replied

11 February 2009, 12:20
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

It could be that you associate your partner with food or eating!

It's quite good this psychology stuff!

Good explanation. Should save me from being seen as the next Hannibal Lecter
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bogeyman replied

11 February 2009, 12:20
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

The service is now closed. Any further analysis will not be free, rates to be agreed.

Bah! You swindling old fekker
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SallyAnne replied

11 February 2009, 12:18
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

So I am a chilled person who sees sex as a sport and wants to eat my partner?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

It could be that you associate your partner with food or eating!

It's quite good this psychology stuff!
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BrilloPad replied

11 February 2009, 10:35
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

1. My favourite colour is Yellow
a) Sun
b) Sand
c) Melon

2. My favourite animal is Chicken
a) Stew
b) Roast
c) Salad

3) Water
a) Sex
b) SWimming
c) Sports

So I am a chilled person who sees sex as a sport and wants to eat my partner?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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BrianSnail replied

11 February 2009, 10:03
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

You think the sun shines out of your arse.

You like to be dominated in bed.

You're a bit kinky.

Have we met?!
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Moscow Mule replied

11 February 2009, 09:57
Originally posted by dwm009 View Post

1. My favourite colour is orange
a) bright
b) warm
c) summer

2. My favourite animal is lion
a) strong
b) king
c) roar

3) Water
a) wet
b) surfing
c) drink

You think the sun shines out of your arse.

You like to be dominated in bed.

You're a bit kinky.
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SallyAnne replied

11 February 2009, 07:58
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

2. My favourite animal is Black Bear
a)Slash
b)Bleed
c)Death

I guess we all know what you're into then!
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EternalOptimist replied

11 February 2009, 07:38
The service is now closed. Any further analysis will not be free, rates to be agreed.
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Board Game Geek replied

10 February 2009, 23:37
Aha, I get it now. You have to say a word, then other words that come to mind. Gotcha.

Colour: Black
Nemesis
Fetish
Latex

Animal: I don't like animals.
Smelly
Demanding
Germ-ridden

Water:
Transparent
Ethereal
Enveloping
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Ardesco replied

10 February 2009, 22:39
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Animal: Squirrel
Bonkers
Agile
Inquisitive

I think that in itself just about sums up RH
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realityhack replied

10 February 2009, 22:26
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

you are as mad as a spin-dryer full of spoons.

Alright...

Colour: Brown
Natural
Earthy
Calming

Animal: Squirrel
Bonkers
Agile
Inquisitive

Water:
Warm
Deep
Wet
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cojak replied

10 February 2009, 20:57
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

EternalOptimist plc offers a free psychoanalysis service for people who answer the following three sections.
The rules are, for sections 1 & 2, supply an answer then three descriptive words
for section three, the answer (water) is already supplied, just add three descriptive words

1. My favourite colour is ..........
a)
b)
c)

2. My favourite animal is .............
a)
b)
c)

3) Water
a)
b)
c)

I jumped straight to reply without looking at other posts. So here goes...

1. My favourite colour is red.
a) Deep
b) Smooth
c) Warm

2. My favourite animal is Cat
a) Warm
b) Toast
c) Furry

3) Water
a) cold
b) Fresh
c) Tap

Last edited by cojak; 10 February 2009, 21:01.
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Moscow Mule replied

10 February 2009, 20:54
Originally posted by dwm009 View Post

1. My favourite colour is orange
a) bright
b) warm
c) summer

2. My favourite animal is lion
a) strong
b) king
c) roar

3) Water
a) wet
b) surfing
c) drink

Not wishing to spoil EO's thunder, but this is going to be good...
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BrianSnail replied

10 February 2009, 18:05
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Do not try to second guess the EternalCouchMeister.
All will be revealed tomorrow a.m.

I'm so excited!!
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