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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    Didn't Albert Einstein get cold feet?
    I think this competition is rigged.

    Why do you think that ?

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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Give him the money Barney.
    Didn't Albert Einstein get cold feet?
    I think this competition is rigged.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    why do we post on here?
    Why dont we Do It - in the Road
    No-one will be watching us
    Why dont we do it in the Road ?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Why do we need shoelaces ?
    So that you can untie them and then shin up a coconut tree in front of gullible TV viewers. No way will they snap within seconds.

    -- Bear Grylls

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
    To keep my feet warm, in fact when it was -11 degree I wore 2 pairs.
    Give him the money Barney.

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  • MPwannadecentincome
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    And while we're here - why socks for that matter ?

    Albert Einstein didnt wear them - so why do you ?
    To keep my feet warm, in fact when it was -11 degrees I wore 2 pairs.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    To tie up our shoes.
    Yes but the Romans didnt need them - ha youve fallen into my wee trap.

    And while we're here - why socks for that matter ?

    Albert Einstein didnt wear them - so why do you ?

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  • DS23
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    why do we post on here?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Why do we need shoelaces ?
    We don’t. I am wearing boots with zips. Shoelaces do have a place though, on sports shoes. They allow a very precise adjustment of tightness at several different points along the foot, and give 16 stone back row forwards an excuse to stop and have a breather from time to time.

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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Why do we need shoelaces ?
    To tie up our shoes.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Why do we need shoelaces ?


    Single Pigeon
    Through the raliings
    Did She throw you out ?

    Sunday Morning Fight about
    Saturday Night
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 28 January 2009, 15:04.

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

    Supplementary question. Has anyone ever run over a pigeon?
    no but i did see one explode in spectacular fashion on the m11 once.

    it flew straight into the driver side window of a van that was traveling in front of me.

    actually, it might not have been a pigeon but a gull of some sort. it was like flying into a feather-storm.

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  • MPwannadecentincome
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    why isn't this thread as long as 'test please delete'?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Why do pigeons wait until the last second before flying away, i.e. before you run over them?
    Coz dey iz ‘ard, innit.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Why do pigeons wait until the last second before flying away, i.e. before you run over them?

    (Apparently the answer is that their reactions are faster than ours)

    Supplementary question. Has anyone ever run over a pigeon?

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