why?

[DS23]

Supplementary question. Has anyone ever run over a pigeon?

no but i did see one explode in spectacular fashion on the m11 once.

it flew straight into the driver side window of a van that was traveling in front of me.

actually, it might not have been a pigeon but a gull of some sort. it was like flying into a feather-storm.

 

[AlfredJPruffock]

Why do we need shoelaces ?


Single Pigeon
Through the raliings
Did She throw you out ?

Sunday Morning Fight about
Saturday Night

 

[ace00]

Why do we need shoelaces ?

To tie up our shoes.

 

[Mich the Tester]

Why do we need shoelaces ?

We don’t. I am wearing boots with zips. Shoelaces do have a place though, on sports shoes. They allow a very precise adjustment of tightness at several different points along the foot, and give 16 stone back row forwards an excuse to stop and have a breather from time to time.

 

[DS23]

why do we post on here?

 

[AlfredJPruffock]

To tie up our shoes.

Yes but the Romans didnt need them - ha youve fallen into my wee trap.

And while we're here - why socks for that matter ?

Albert Einstein didnt wear them - so why do you ?

 

[MPwannadecentincome]

And while we're here - why socks for that matter ?

Albert Einstein didnt wear them - so why do you ?

To keep my feet warm, in fact when it was -11 degrees I wore 2 pairs.

 

[AlfredJPruffock]

To keep my feet warm, in fact when it was -11 degree I wore 2 pairs.

Give him the money Barney.

 

[TimberWolf]

Why do we need shoelaces ?

So that you can untie them and then shin up a coconut tree in front of gullible TV viewers. No way will they snap within seconds.

-- Bear Grylls

 

[AlfredJPruffock]

why do we post on here?

Why dont we Do It - in the Road
No-one will be watching us
Why dont we do it in the Road ?