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    #41
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

    Supplementary question. Has anyone ever run over a pigeon?
    no but i did see one explode in spectacular fashion on the m11 once.

    it flew straight into the driver side window of a van that was traveling in front of me.

    actually, it might not have been a pigeon but a gull of some sort. it was like flying into a feather-storm.

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      #42
      Why do we need shoelaces ?


      Single Pigeon
      Through the raliings
      Did She throw you out ?

      Sunday Morning Fight about
      Saturday Night
      Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 28 January 2009, 15:04.

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        #43
        Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
        Why do we need shoelaces ?
        To tie up our shoes.
        Bored.

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          #44
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
          Why do we need shoelaces ?
          We don’t. I am wearing boots with zips. Shoelaces do have a place though, on sports shoes. They allow a very precise adjustment of tightness at several different points along the foot, and give 16 stone back row forwards an excuse to stop and have a breather from time to time.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #45
            why do we post on here?

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              #46
              Originally posted by ace00 View Post
              To tie up our shoes.
              Yes but the Romans didnt need them - ha youve fallen into my wee trap.

              And while we're here - why socks for that matter ?

              Albert Einstein didnt wear them - so why do you ?

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                #47
                Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
                And while we're here - why socks for that matter ?

                Albert Einstein didnt wear them - so why do you ?
                To keep my feet warm, in fact when it was -11 degrees I wore 2 pairs.
                This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
                  To keep my feet warm, in fact when it was -11 degree I wore 2 pairs.
                  Give him the money Barney.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
                    Why do we need shoelaces ?
                    So that you can untie them and then shin up a coconut tree in front of gullible TV viewers. No way will they snap within seconds.

                    -- Bear Grylls

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      why do we post on here?
                      Why dont we Do It - in the Road
                      No-one will be watching us
                      Why dont we do it in the Road ?

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