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ace00 replied

28 January 2009, 10:33
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

cue German lottery joke

D to wife 'I ef von 28 million unt ze lottery. Packen ze bags'
Wife to D 'Top hole. Ver ist ve going?'
D to wife 'Ve aint goink anyver. Packen ze bags unt fck off'

Top marks for accentage
Who said these Germans don't have a sense of humour?
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Chantho replied

28 January 2009, 10:30
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

winning the German Lottery. Jackpot is €28 million but there is the problem of a 1:140 million chance of winning. See you on the beach next week

I thought this was going to be a "Stars in their eyes" thread
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EternalOptimist replied

28 January 2009, 08:31
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

You either win it or you don't, so that chances are 50:50.

cue German lottery joke

D to wife 'I ef von 28 million unt ze lottery. Packen ze bags'
Wife to D 'Top hole. Ver ist ve going?'
D to wife 'Ve aint goink anyver. Packen ze bags unt fck off'

Last edited by EternalOptimist; 28 January 2009, 10:32.
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Gonzo replied

28 January 2009, 08:29
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

You either win it or you don't, so that chances are 50:50.

Best to buy two tickets then.

Sorted.
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NotAllThere replied

28 January 2009, 08:25
You either win it or you don't, so that chances are 50:50.
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BrilloPad replied

28 January 2009, 07:56
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

See you on the beach next week

So you are taking us all with you?
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darmstadt started a topic Today I will be

28 January 2009, 07:54
Today I will be

winning the German Lottery. Jackpot is €28 million but there is the problem of a 1:140 million chance of winning. See you on the beach next week
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