winning the German Lottery. Jackpot is €28 million but there is the problem of a 1:140 million chance of winning. See you on the beach next week 
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So you are taking us all with you?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSee you on the beach next week -
You either win it or you don't, so that chances are 50:50.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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cue German lottery jokeOriginally posted by NotAllThere View Post
D to wife 'I ef von 28 million unt ze lottery. Packen ze bags'
Wife to D 'Top hole. Ver ist ve going?'
D to wife 'Ve aint goink anyver. Packen ze bags unt fck off'
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I thought this was going to be a "Stars in their eyes" threadOriginally posted by darmstadt View Postwinning the German Lottery. Jackpot is €28 million but there is the problem of a 1:140 million chance of winning. See you on the beach next week
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postcue German lottery joke
D to wife 'I ef von 28 million unt ze lottery. Packen ze bags'
Wife to D 'Top hole. Ver ist ve going?'
D to wife 'Ve aint goink anyver. Packen ze bags unt fck off'
Top marks for accentage
Who said these Germans don't have a sense of humour?Bored.Comment
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