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BrilloPad replied

16 January 2009, 21:30
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

But if your mum was a man would you be here?

I was a surrogate baby.

HTH
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Ardesco replied

16 January 2009, 20:39
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If my aunt was a man she would be my uncle.

HTH

But if your mum was a man would you be here?
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BrilloPad replied

16 January 2009, 19:19
If my aunt was a man she would be my uncle.

HTH
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d000hg replied

16 January 2009, 17:27
Actually I have to apologise to DP. He wouldn't use that template, but here is one specially designed for you:

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

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DaveB replied

16 January 2009, 16:37
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I did it once.

Sheep dont count
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DimPrawn replied

16 January 2009, 16:29
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

That's once more than AtW

twice

He'd have to have sex once just to reach virgin status.
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Mich the Tester replied

16 January 2009, 16:28
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

If Germany had won the war,
we'd all be speaking German.

If Germany hed von ze var,
ve vould all be speaking German.
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sasguru replied

16 January 2009, 16:28
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I did it once.

That's once more than AtW
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sasguru replied

16 January 2009, 16:27
If DimPrawn had a brain ....nah, that's too far-fetched.
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Platypus replied

16 January 2009, 16:25
If Germany had won the war,
we'd all be speaking German.
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DimPrawn replied

16 January 2009, 16:17
Originally posted by thelace View Post

had any sex.....

Ever!

I did it once.
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thelace replied

16 January 2009, 16:16
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

[using the template]

If DimPrawn had had sex last night instead of having to wink into a sock...

We would have enjoyed a quieter board on CUK today.

We would not be troubled by him asking whether he should shut up or keep posting drivel.

In conclusion, if DimPrawn had more sex then this board would be a better place.

had any sex.....

Ever!
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sasguru replied

16 January 2009, 16:06
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

[using the template]

If DimPrawn had had sex last night instead of having to wink into a sock...

We would have enjoyed a quieter board on CUK today.

We would not be troubled by him asking whether he should shut up or keep posting drivel.

In conclusion, if DimPrawn had more sex then this board would be a better place.

in the last 6 years
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DimPrawn replied

16 January 2009, 16:04
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

[using the template]

If DimPrawn had had sex last night instead of having to wink into a sock...

We would have enjoyed a quieter board on CUK today.

We would not be troubled by him asking whether he should shut up or keep posting drivel.

In conclusion, if DimPrawn had more sex this board would be a better place.

WHS
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bogeyman replied

16 January 2009, 16:03
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Didn't get any last night, eh Dim?

[using the template]

If DimPrawn had had sex last night instead of having to wank into a sock...

We would have enjoyed a quieter board on CUK today.

We would not be troubled by him asking whether he should shut up or keep posting drivel.

In conclusion, if DimPrawn had more sex then this board would be a better place.
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