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Previously on "Anyone got anything to discuss rather than the boring economy?"
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A Government survey has proven that people who over-sleep in the mornings are inexplicably far richer than those who get up early - also firms who employ those who tend to over-sleep are more likley to have higher levels of profit than their counterparts.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAnyone?
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lize,
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me awaaay.
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you tru-ly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play...'till we're blown awaaaaaaaaaay.
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Just remember...
that you're standing on a planet
that's evolving
And revolving
at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second - so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and
all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
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Watched series 1 of Pulling from BBC3 yesterday - thought it was quite funny!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI think this government's great. Really top notch. Really really good.
nah, just checked my pockets and I'm still skint
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We had a blackout this morning. Reminds me I need to get some batteries to backup the alarm. Got dressed by candlelight. Made an exciting "blitz style" change to the usual monday morning routine
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIf we put the same amount of energy into getting rich as we do slagging off the Government we'd be millionaires like DP.
nah, just checked my pockets and I'm still skint
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If we put the same amount of energy into getting rich as we do slagging off the Government we'd be millionaires like DP.
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India resident Sanju Bhagat always had a large stomach, but he got extremely worried when it suddenly started growing bigger and bigger. Thirty year old Sanju Bhagat was rushed to hospital and his stomach condition was diagnosed as an stomach tumor. To the doctor's surprise it was something extremely different and very unusual. Sanju had his twin brother living inside of him like a parasite. This phenomenon is extremely rare since the parasite twin brother has to survive by leaching on its brother’s blood supply. This bizarre medical conditions is called foetus in fetu and it occurs when a foetus gets trapped inside of its twin. Doctor Mehta who was operating Sanju Bhagat said: "First, one limb came out, then another limb came out. Then some part of genitalia, then some part of hair, some limbs, jaws, limbs, hair."
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Blackcurrent liquorices improve memory and increase metabolic rate
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