Reply to: Anyone got anything to discuss rather than the boring economy?

[MaryPoppins]

Watched series 1 of Pulling from BBC3 yesterday - thought it was quite funny!

One of my favourite shows, that

[AlfredJPruffock]

A Government survey has proven that people who over-sleep in the mornings are inexplicably far richer than those who get up early - also firms who employ those who tend to over-sleep are more likley to have higher levels of profit than their counterparts.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Anyone?

The average homeless person makes several hundred pounds a day up at the South Bank. Do the Maths, it could make quite an attractive plan B if you can juggle or play the guitar - just stay off my patch or I'll chin you with my mighty jowels!

[DaveB]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lize,
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me awaaay.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you tru-ly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play...'till we're blown awaaaaaaaaaay.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Just remember...

that you're standing on a planet
that's evolving
And revolving
at nine hundred miles an hour

That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second - so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me and
all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day

In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.

It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.

We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions

In this amazing and expanding universe.

[d000hg]

Did you eat it?

I'm not planning on going outside until the bins have to be put out on Thursday. By then it will probably have disappeared.

[backlight]

Watched series 1 of Pulling from BBC3 yesterday - thought it was quite funny!

[Bagpuss]

I think this government's great. Really top notch. Really really good.




nah, just checked my pockets and I'm still skint

What you think of the government in relation to your prosperity is about as relevant as what you think of the winner of X-Factor.

[Cheshire Cat]

We had a blackout this morning. Reminds me I need to get some batteries to backup the alarm. Got dressed by candlelight. Made an exciting "blitz style" change to the usual monday morning routine

[EternalOptimist]

If we put the same amount of energy into getting rich as we do slagging off the Government we'd be millionaires like DP.

I think this government's great. Really top notch. Really really good.




nah, just checked my pockets and I'm still skint

[Bagpuss]

If we put the same amount of energy into getting rich as we do slagging off the Government we'd be millionaires like DP.

[MaryPoppins]

India resident Sanju Bhagat always had a large stomach, but he got extremely worried when it suddenly started growing bigger and bigger. Thirty year old Sanju Bhagat was rushed to hospital and his stomach condition was diagnosed as an stomach tumor. To the doctor's surprise it was something extremely different and very unusual. Sanju had his twin brother living inside of him like a parasite. This phenomenon is extremely rare since the parasite twin brother has to survive by leaching on its brother’s blood supply. This bizarre medical conditions is called foetus in fetu and it occurs when a foetus gets trapped inside of its twin. Doctor Mehta who was operating Sanju Bhagat said: "First, one limb came out, then another limb came out. Then some part of genitalia, then some part of hair, some limbs, jaws, limbs, hair."

[EternalOptimist]

Blackcurrent liquorices improve memory and increase metabolic rate

[BrilloPad]

No.

Next.

[ratewhore]

You can buy Mens pants in Intimissimi.