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  • mailric
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    superman's plssed.

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  • TimberWolf
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    I've just had a quick butchers at a turbine safety and amongst what's discussed are vibration sensors.

    One of the classical, and most simple safety devices in a wind turbine is the vibration sensor in the image above, which was first installed in the Gedser wind turbine. It simply consists of a ball resting on a ring. The ball is connected to a switch through a chain. If the turbine starts shaking, the ball will fall off the ring and switch the turbine off.
    http://www.windpower.org/en/tour/wtrb/safety.htm
    It's just a ball sitting in a socket. Got to love that simplicity

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  • hyperD
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    Someone threw a Ginster's pie at it

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  • Pickle2
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

    Fook me, thats just like some of my code.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Something obviously hit the fan.

    My guess is a Giant Flying Turd.

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  • ratewhore
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    I bet the UFO supporters are the same people sending texts to 'Most Haunted Live'...

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  • KentPhilip
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    These things do break

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=c3FZtm...eature=related

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QL-cRu...eature=related

    and catch fire

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4N4HQv...eature=related
    Last edited by KentPhilip; 8 January 2009, 16:35.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    That's one helluva bird.

    Heard someone on R4 this morning speculating it was falling ice from a passenger jet, which struck the blade and subsequently melted, leaving no trace. Apparently this happens a lot in cold weather. Be careful out there.
    Blue Ice

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  • DimPrawn
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    I reckon Global Warming melted the blades.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Birdstrike.
    That's one helluva bird.

    Heard someone on R4 this morning speculating it was falling ice from a passenger jet, which struck the blade and subsequently melted, leaving no trace. Apparently this happens a lot in cold weather. Be careful out there.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Nobody has considered that a ghost might have done it, using a blast of his supernatural ectoplasm energy.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
    So the spacemen were distracted by the pyrotechnics and their path inadvertently took them into a windmill.
    Either that or the people claiming to be holding a fireworks display are secret agents that have been monitoring and have been in communication with the dozy aliens for years. They also have a dead one that was obtained from another windmill collision.

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  • b0redom
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    UFOs aren’t really the place to start when investigating failures.
    Shhh... That's been my excuse for failures at ClientCo for months.....

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    The bangs and lights have already been identified as a firework display going on nearby.
    So the spacemen were distracted by the pyrotechnics and their path inadvertently took them into a windmill.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
    Well, 1st blade falls off because it wasn't bolted on correctly, the emergency brakes slam on to stop the thing falling completely to pieces (or vica versa), a remaining blade breaks and comes to rest with the broken blade pointing in the direction of travel because of momentum taking it there.

    Lots of bangs and showers of sparks during the episode. If anyone had watched it, and it was dark enough, the blades will have glowed blue too.
    The bangs and lights have already been identified as a firework display going on nearby.

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