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Originally posted by jmo21 View PostLOL! i was reading though all the posts hoping no-one had made a joke about that line
Queen: Hello, IT.....I have a new requirement.
Jen: we're a bit stretched til Q3 i'm afraid Ma'am.
Queen: don't make me get the gallows!
Jen: we can have it ready by Tuesday!
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Don’t burden yourself with worldly goods and lead a simple life. PM me and I will take them off your hands.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWow - The Queen has. I'd never realised she was this hands on. Gawd bless 'er
Queen: Hello, IT.....I have a new requirement.
Jen: we're a bit stretched til Q3 i'm afraid Ma'am.
Queen: don't make me get the gallows!
Jen: we can have it ready by Tuesday!
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostLife expectancy rises as you get older. So, if you want to live long, get old.
As an aside, Egyptian Pharaohs only had a life expectancy in the mid 40s (and their plebs 10 years less than that). Doubt it was poor diet that killed them.
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Judging from my father and grandfather I only have three years left although I am hoping the 40+ a day fags had something to do with the first and the knife in the gut something to do with the second.
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If I live aslong as my Grandad I'll make it to 2061. I think I'm happy about that
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostLiving into your 90's is becoming the norm. Average life expectancy is 80 so you might. Apparently the Queen has automated the telegram because of the explosion of centagenarians.
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Originally posted by Solidec View PostDon't spend beyond your means during your working life, dont have too many kids, 2 is enough to replace you and your partners DNA when you die!
In todays money, if I was mortgage free, I could easily live on a retired income of about £1000 a month between me and the mrs. A combined pension (be it an annuity, savings interest or whatever) of less than £12K a year is not that hard to amass imo. Hell even one good fully paid off investment property + basic state pension would hit that mark without much trouble.
No mortgage, no kids to support, just quietly enjoying life somewhere tranquil and idyllic. The Simple life.
I am not mortgage free, far less with also having a paid-off investment property.
I have not left my DNA anywhere, but am still involved in the raising of a young person, as I was with my wife's children: my partner's daughter is at Uni, and would get a grant (based on her mother's low income) were it not for my income coming into the household, so I do feel I have to replace that with a contribution from me. Yes I could tell her to eff off, or pretend to the govt that we are not living together. I don't like either of those.
So my outgoings can't be reduced that much, not yet anyway.
Edit: yes, that is what happens if you get divorced: your plans go back 20 years, but your body clock doesn't.Last edited by expat; 6 January 2009, 16:56.
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Originally posted by Solidec View PostDon't spend beyond your means during your working life, dont have too many kids, 2 is enough to replace you and your partners DNA when you die!
In todays money, if I was mortgage free, I could easily live on a retired income of about £1000 a month between me and the mrs. A combined pension (be it an annuity, savings interest or whatever) of less than £12K a year is not that hard to amass imo. Hell even one good fully paid off investment property + basic state pension would hit that mark without much trouble.
No mortgage, no kids to support, just quietly enjoying life somewhere tranquil and idyllic. The Simple life.
Most sensible post of the day IMO !!
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Originally posted by expat View PostNo I didn't mean that
I meant, sod the work, let me take to the hills/cycle to work/ see the world/etc before I die. Because I will, sooner than I probably think.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostLife expectancy rises as you get older. So, if you want to live long, get old.
As an aside, Egyptian Pharaohs only had a life expectancy in the mid 40s (and their plebs 10 years less than that). Doubt it was poor diet that killed them.
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Life expectancy rises as you get older. So, if you want to live long, get old.
As an aside, Egyptian Pharaohs only had a life expectancy in the mid 40s (and their plebs 10 years less than that). Doubt it was poor diet that killed them.
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