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Previously on "Village Idiot of the Day is ...."

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    it would be an insult to any reasonable gay person to assume that you were one of the same
    There's no smiley for oxymoron

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  • Cheshire Cat
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    Originally posted by deano View Post
    As I do when I put on my Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey or Alan Carr DVD's.

    Re-open the case.
    And Eddie Izzard, as your post on another thread suggests.

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  • deano
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    As I do when I put on my Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey or Alan Carr DVD's.

    Re-open the case.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by deano View Post
    I laugh like a drain when I put my Jim Davidson DVD's on.
    say no more

    case closed your honour

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  • deano
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    it would be an insult to any reasonable gay person to assume that you were one of the same

    and you obviously do not possess a sense of humour
    But earlier you claimed I was gay, and had gay manuals. Now you claim I am not. Are you confused?

    I have a very good sense of humour. I laugh like a drain when I put my Jim Davidson DVD's on.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by deano View Post
    So you have decided that I am gay on the basis that I don't like the concept of gay "marriage".

    And I'm supposed to be the village idiot!
    it would be an insult to any reasonable gay person to assume that you were one of the same

    and you obviously do not possess a sense of humour

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  • deano
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    no i think you'll find it in any gay manual that deano has
    So you have decided that I am gay on the basis that I don't like the concept of gay "marriage".

    And I'm supposed to be the village idiot!

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Isn't that in the Bible though?
    no i think you'll find it in any gay manual that deano has

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Isn't that in the Bible though?
    Everybody fails sometimes

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by deano View Post
    .

    Although when attacked I reserve the right not to turn the other cheek.
    Isn't that in the Bible though?

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  • deano
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Where did the talk of hating anyone come from? Christianity says homosexual sex is wrong, it doesn't say we should hate those who engage in it... Jesus spent 90% of his time with the equivalent of winos, chavs, hookers, addicts and loan-sharks. He was quick to point out their wrongdoing in their lifestyle but showed great compassion to the people themselves.

    From my view, anytime anyone starts acting out of hatred, they're using religion to support their personal feelings.
    100% agree. I could not have put it better myself.

    Although when attacked I reserve the right not to turn the other cheek.

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  • d000hg
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    Where did the talk of hating anyone come from? Christianity says homosexual sex is wrong, it doesn't say we should hate those who engage in it... Jesus spent 90% of his time with the equivalent of winos, chavs, hookers, addicts and loan-sharks. He was quick to point out their wrongdoing in their lifestyle but showed great compassion to the people themselves.

    From my view, anytime anyone starts acting out of hatred, they're using religion to support their personal feelings.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by deano View Post
    As opposed to your... what? ... stem?

    Anyway the drugs help me to deal with people like you. You need filtering through a chemically induced haze, believe me.
    There there! Have a nice cup of tea and a lie down.

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  • deano
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You should stay off the drugs. They've addled the (already tiny) brain you were born with.
    As opposed to your... what? ... stem?

    Anyway the drugs help me to deal with people like you. You need filtering through a chemically induced haze, believe me.

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  • coultog
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    Originally posted by deano View Post
    Yes. But not one of your superfruit-type plants like blueberry or cranberry. I see him as more pedestrian than that. The words of Frank Zappa keep spinning around my head...

    "She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago,
    His name is [assgrow], he looks like a potato"

    He'll be a natural in "Tank C"
    Oh My God! Whatever next...

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