Village Idiot of the Day is ....

[sasguru]

Oh dear. I'm getting old and gardening is a pastime for the middle-aged like me, not the young, thrusting metrosexuals we have here.

Let me explain.

If you have a PLANT and you want to make another PLANT from it, you can cut away part of the original PLANT and put it in compost. With a bit of care and attention both PLANTS will grow into identical PLANTS. Then you have two PLANTS. This is called taking a cutting.

Now, from the above we can see that PLANTS can reproduce by someone taking a cutting. I said assgrow can reproduce by taking a cutting. Therefore I am implying that assgrow is a PLANT.

If there anything further you need to know try

www.rhs.org.uk/advice/profiles0800/semi_ripe.asp

It is specific to a particular type of cutting that I think might be pertinent. Semi-ripe cuttings. It's where the wood is all soft and sappy!

There, there!

I reckon care in the community has improved since the advent of internet forums

[Cheshire Cat]

Oh dear. I'm getting old and gardening is a pastime for the middle-aged like me, not the young, thrusting metrosexuals we have here.

Let me explain.

If you have a PLANT and you want to make another PLANT from it, you can cut away part of the original PLANT and put it in compost. With a bit of care and attention both PLANTS will grow into identical PLANTS. Then you have two PLANTS. This is called taking a cutting.

Now, from the above we can see that PLANTS can reproduce by someone taking a cutting. I said assgrow can reproduce by taking a cutting. Therefore I am implying that assgrow is a PLANT.

If there anything further you need to know try

www.rhs.org.uk/advice/profiles0800/semi_ripe.asp

It is specific to a particular type of cutting that I think might be pertinent. Semi-ripe cuttings. It's where the wood is all soft and sappy!

So, let me understand this. Are you saying that sasguru is a plant?

[sasguru]

So, let me understand this. Are you saying that sasguru is a plant?

Is it a full moon? First it was atw going all weird, now we have another one.

OK which of you guys created "Deano"? Good effort I'll grant you.

[deano]

So, let me understand this. Are you saying that sasguru is a plant?

Yes. But not one of your superfruit-type plants like blueberry or cranberry. I see him as more pedestrian than that. The words of Frank Zappa keep spinning around my head...

"She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago,
His name is [assgrow], he looks like a potato"

He'll be a natural in "Tank C"

[sasguru]

Yes. But not one of your superfruit-type plants like blueberry or cranberry. I see him as more pedestrian than that. The words of Frank Zappa keep spinning around my head...

"She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago,
His name is [assgrow], he looks like a potato"

He'll be a natural in "Tank C"

You should stay off the drugs. They've addled the (already tiny) brain you were born with.

[coultog]

Yes. But not one of your superfruit-type plants like blueberry or cranberry. I see him as more pedestrian than that. The words of Frank Zappa keep spinning around my head...

"She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago,
His name is [assgrow], he looks like a potato"

He'll be a natural in "Tank C"

Oh My God! Whatever next...

[deano]

You should stay off the drugs. They've addled the (already tiny) brain you were born with.

As opposed to your... what? ... stem?

Anyway the drugs help me to deal with people like you. You need filtering through a chemically induced haze, believe me.

[sasguru]

As opposed to your... what? ... stem?

Anyway the drugs help me to deal with people like you. You need filtering through a chemically induced haze, believe me.

There there! Have a nice cup of tea and a lie down.

[d000hg]

Where did the talk of hating anyone come from? Christianity says homosexual sex is wrong, it doesn't say we should hate those who engage in it... Jesus spent 90% of his time with the equivalent of winos, chavs, hookers, addicts and loan-sharks. He was quick to point out their wrongdoing in their lifestyle but showed great compassion to the people themselves.

From my view, anytime anyone starts acting out of hatred, they're using religion to support their personal feelings.

[deano]

Where did the talk of hating anyone come from? Christianity says homosexual sex is wrong, it doesn't say we should hate those who engage in it... Jesus spent 90% of his time with the equivalent of winos, chavs, hookers, addicts and loan-sharks. He was quick to point out their wrongdoing in their lifestyle but showed great compassion to the people themselves.

From my view, anytime anyone starts acting out of hatred, they're using religion to support their personal feelings.

100% agree. I could not have put it better myself.

Although when attacked I reserve the right not to turn the other cheek.