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It's more like chewing gum, there is taste but you just keep on chewing away for no real nourishment.
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well being as lions lay around all day while the females go out to get food, not much.
probably strictly come dancing or i'm a celebrity or whateve else the luddites are watching
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If Lions could speak English, what would they want to talk about?
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Love to Hun, but I've got a telephone interview at 2 for proper Business Objects work.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postgood tips pogs. why dont you pop over to Hale and join us.
I can ask them if they know the difference between a guinea pig and a beaver
And Guinea pigs are edible - not sure about beavers
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good tips pogs. why dont you pop over to Hale and join us.Originally posted by Pogle View PostYou'll feel fine after the first drink - or two.
Discuss the decor or ask them what they're doing for Christmas, or what colour socks they're wearing.
I'm sure you'll have a jolly old time, or do what I do, get them very very drunk whilst you remain sober - most entertaining!
I can ask them if they know the difference between a guinea pig and a beaver
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You'll feel fine after the first drink - or two.
Discuss the decor or ask them what they're doing for Christmas, or what colour socks they're wearing.
I'm sure you'll have a jolly old time, or do what I do, get them very very drunk whilst you remain sober - most entertaining!
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no. clientco.Originally posted by DS23 View Postis it your company?
I once came face to face with a grizzly bear, said 'oh yeah' then followed him into the trees when he ran away
so why do I feel nervous ?
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CobolOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostGoing to the company lunch, just six of us, in an hour or so.
I need some good clean topics for conversation
small talk type stuff
heeeelppppp
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Favourite zombie movie. My son has probably seen them all. Twice.
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I put this in the wrong thread.
A good ice-breaker: "Anyone else got Tourettes?"
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