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DimPrawn replied

16 December 2008, 15:33
Originally posted by JoJoGabor View Post

A mate of a mate in Sydney had a Thai cleaner. Now becuase he was well into his porn he made her wear a bell around her ankle so he could hear her coming.

cumming
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JoJoGabor replied

16 December 2008, 15:28
A mate of a mate in Sydney had a Thai cleaner. Now becuase he was well into his porn he made her wear a bell around her ankle so he could hear her coming.
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minestrone replied

16 December 2008, 15:04
Both my cleaners are young, polish and fairly attractive, I am tempted to start walking about the house naked when they are in, see how they take it.
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NotAllThere replied

16 December 2008, 15:01
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Why do so many Polish names end in "ski"?

Because they can't spell "toboggan".

Atw will be well in. Polish girls' names end in 'ska'. So, Mr Wherewasiwhenthevowelswerehandedoutski and Mrs Wherewasiwhenthevowelswerehandedoutska
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Sockpuppet replied

16 December 2008, 13:26
My mates doing a pole. He lives in the uk she lives in krakow. Thats dedication (or desperation).

Also had a pole at work in for an interview. I sat in to observe as the new hr bod was trying some new ability tests which looked fun (plus they're both quite hot). When asked what if five year goal was she said it was to make a good wife for someone! Top marks from me.
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TimberWolf replied

16 December 2008, 11:36
Why do so many Polish names end in "ski"?

Because they can't spell "toboggan".
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EternalOptimist replied

16 December 2008, 11:14
Originally posted by b0redom View Post

Let me just Czech....

igmc

no need to be russian off now

iagmc
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TheFaQQer replied

16 December 2008, 11:11
Originally posted by b0redom View Post

Let me just Czech....

igmc
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b0redom replied

16 December 2008, 10:53
Let me just Czech....

igmc
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Bright Spark replied

15 December 2008, 22:59
No, but she can do my Pole anytime .
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BrilloPad replied

15 December 2008, 21:22
I wasn't sure if she was from poland or albania. It was east of dover anyway.
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chef replied

15 December 2008, 21:21
lithuanian?

good in bed, complete nutcase otherwise
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Flashman replied

15 December 2008, 19:03
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Well, have you?

Not yet.

ETA two weeks.

God bless the EU and all those who sail in her!
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Doggy Styles replied

15 December 2008, 17:03
Not me. Is it good? Do they have any (ahem) favourite games?
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Spacecadet replied

15 December 2008, 16:59
Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post

a friend did, drunkenly, at a wedding, in poland. he was 18 at the time, she was rather older and had a husband. when he came back to england, he kept getting tearful phonecalls from her, saying she was going to sell her hairdressing business, jack in her marriage and move to england to be with him. his parents were furious.

Bet he learnt that lesson fast!

Don't give out your phone number(s)
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