Reply to: Which IM do you use?

[Board Game Geek]

I've never used any form of IM, because, quite frankly, they are an annoying, intrusive invasion of my time.

The phone is bad enough, but having IM open as well in the middle of working on my PC, and then getting some irritating pop up saying "X wants to chat" sounds like my own personal idea of hell.

Bob : Hi, it's me, Bob ! How are you ?
Me : Fine thanks. U ?
Bob : Yeah I'm great.

<5 mins pass>

Bob : U still there ?
Me : Yes, why ?
Bob : I thought you wanted to chat ?
Me : You're the dipstick who messaged me, remember ?
Bob : Oh..I just wondered how you were
Me : Like I said, fine. At least I was. Now I am not so fine.
Bob : Oh ? Wassssssssupppp ? :-) :-)
Me : Yooooooooooouuuuuuu :-(
Bob : Me ?
Me : Yes U
Bob : Why ?
Me : Because this conversation is pointless. It's completely inane. It's a waste of my precious time. Obviously time is not that precious to you.
Bob : Don't be like that ! I just wondered how you were and wanted to chat.
Me : Aha. So you decided that because you wanted to chat, you'd PM me ?
Bob : Yup. Wanna chat ?
Me : No. Pi55 off.
Bob : Oh that's nice !
Me : Okay. I apologise for being blunt and rude. Communication is an important thing in relationships, be they work, social or marital. So, what did u want to chat about ?
Bob : Er....nothing really. Just wanted to "connect" really.
Me : Can I make a suggestion ?
Bob : Sure, nps !
Me : Next time you want to connect, why don't you stick your tongue in a plug socket ?
Bob : Why on earth would I do that ?
Mr : Because I wouldn't have to listen to your inane drivel ever again.
Bob : Whoooa, I was only trying to be sociable.
Me : I know. I just cannot help being sociopathic in return. This IM malarkey brings out the worst in me, I'm afraid.
Bob : Oh really ? Why is that

Me : Because your sitting in the fething cubicle opposite to me !

<Cue BGG going "postal" at work>

[Platypus]

I use:
Windows Live Messenger
Yahoo Instant Messenger
Skype

I wish I could get my various contacts to use the same one

[TheFaQQer]

Skype and google chat on my computers, google chat on my phone.

[ratewhore]

adium

[Jog On]

MSN, Yahoo messenger, skype, ICQ and the facebook IM thingy - all for different people who use the different ones

[Ravello]

skype also.

[cailin maith]

You can take that spanking back too

Nah... you can keep it in reserve for next time you say something bold

[DiscoStu]

Ok..... imagine tumbleweed.... rolling across my brain.....

You can take that spanking back too

[cailin maith]

It's a messenger thing you can use that supports lots of protocols. You can use it for MSN, Yahoo, Google Talk, ICQ etc.

So instead of having a few clients open, you only need one

Ok..... imagine tumbleweed.... rolling across my brain.....

[DiscoStu]

Huh?

I don't understand

It's a messenger thing you can use that supports lots of protocols. You can use it for MSN, Yahoo, Google Talk, ICQ etc.

So instead of having a few clients open, you only need one

[pmeswani]

Does anyone use google chat or M$ Messenger?

I have both installed, alongside Skype and Yahoo Messenger. I'm sad enough to have Skype installed on my mobile.

[cailin maith]

Pidgin is the chat client used to access the MSN service.

A bit like using Firefox, or Internet Explorer to get to the web.

If you say so MM

[Moscow Mule]

Huh?

I don't understand

Pidgin is the chat client used to access the MSN service.

A bit like using Firefox, or Internet Explorer to get to the web.

[cojak]

Ah - I have Pidgeon Portable on my Portable Apps USB stick!

Never used it needless to say...

[cailin maith]

I do. Through Pidgin

Huh?

I don't understand