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Previously on "Dressing For Pleasure ?"

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    How dare you - thats an outrageous thing to - errrmm well actually - Aye.


    Kings may be Blessed
    But Alf was alco-glorious
    Over all the Ills of Life
    And Victorious !!!


    Aye- Uncle Alf is on the Jungle Juice tomight Cojak.

    Who Loves ya Baby ?

    I do apologise - but I've always wanted to say that.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Just read this snippet from the Big Yins wife who happens to be a clinical psychologist and psychotherapist who specialises in treating sexual disorders.

    What does the panel think ?
    Have your read the biography she did of him? It's a good read once you learn to skip past the bits where she goes into psychobabble mode.

    It left me wondering if Billy had perhaps embroidered things to her a little.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Hey there ain't no Sennaty Plods.

    bloggoth Mission Statement (c)

    We aim to never raise our sights above the gutter and preferably to stay much lower



    http://www.xoggoth.org/pages/bloggoth.html

    you are confused.

    it was 'Hey there aint no Sanity Clause'



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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    I was thinking more like Senna Pods.
    Hey there ain't no Sennaty Plods.

    bloggoth Mission Statement (c)

    We aim to never raise our sights above the gutter and preferably to stay much lower



    http://www.xoggoth.org/pages/bloggoth.html

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  • PAH
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    I was thinking more like Senna Pods.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Been at the Sanatogen again have we boys?
    How dare you - thats an outrageous thing to - errrmm well actually - Aye.


    Kings may be Blessed
    But Alf was alco-glorious
    Over all the Ills of Life
    And Victorious !!!


    Aye- Uncle Alf is on the Jungle Juice tomight Cojak.

    Who Loves ya Baby ?

    I do apologise - but I've always wanted to say that.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 11 December 2008, 21:08.

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  • cojak
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    Been at the Sanatogen again have we boys?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Well you did read the XoBlog mission statement disclaimer - altough such a controverisal comment from from Tim123 its still a little eye-brow raising - almost out of character some may reflect.

    Everything OK Tim123 ?

    One of the good things about the impending collapse of the economy is that there is truly nothing to lose now so we can all let it hang out - so to speak.

    You first.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 11 December 2008, 20:57.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by tim123 View Post
    And there was me thinking that she just got her tits out.

    tim

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  • tim123
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Just read this snippet from the Big Yins wife who happens to be a clinical psychologist and psychotherapist who specialises in treating sexual disorders.
    .
    And there was me thinking that she was a comedienne.

    tim

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Did the client have to pay for that advice?
    Cost me a fiver it did.

    bloggoth Mission Statement (c)

    We aim to never raise our sights above the gutter and preferably to stay much lower

    http://www.xoggoth.org/pages/bloggoth.html
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 11 December 2008, 18:47.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Did the client have to pay for that advice?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    errm - no you see what I meant was - well you know its not me who dresses up- damn it you see Hari does sometimes wear a very attractive space suit but thats not what - I merely meant to say - well -oh damn it all !!!!

    Press your Space Age clothes next to me Love
    Put your RayGun to my Head
    Freak Out in a Moonage Daydream - Oh Yeah !!!!


    Bet this was the first thread you looked at -eh ?

    Well now you're here why not check out this unashamed plug for the very distinguished Xoggoths Blog(goth) - well worth a read.

    bloggoth Mission Statement (c)

    We aim to never raise our sights above the gutter and preferably to stay much lower



    http://www.xoggoth.org/pages/bloggoth.html
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 11 December 2008, 19:02.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Alf, I really wouldn't worry that you think your partner is getting addicted to your dressing up.

    I assume you mean in full gimp gear ?

    Take it as a sign that he is allowing his Masterful side to blossom, when you kneel on all fours, dressed as a naughty Slave.

    Just make sure you both use plenty of lube.

    HTH.

    BGG

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  • Bagpuss
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    I think if you want to dress up as a lady for sex that is up to you!

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