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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ladies (Cailin, SallyAnne, Fogle), does girth count for more than length?
    No.

    Nice to have both though.....

    HTH.

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Forgive me for being dim but why would a change in the VAT rate make you out of pocket?

    The VAT rate has come down but that is not to see the savings will be passed onto you - alot of companies will keep prices the same and simply reduce the VAT element thus giving themselves more money.

    I think!!!
    I think she made a slight miscalculations. instead of charging 15%, she charged 11.5%.

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ladies (Cailin, SallyAnne, Fogle), does girth count for more than length?
    Wouldn't it depend on the shape of the hole - so to speak?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Paula View Post
    Small fat ones do nothing for me
    Is that just on wednesdays or on smutty fridays too?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    CM isn't a woman - she's a trucker called Barry from Scunthorpe.
    I suppose he might still have a preference.

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  • Paula
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    Small fat ones do nothing for me

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ladies (Cailin, SallyAnne, Fogle), does girth count for more than length?
    CM isn't a woman - she's a trucker called Barry from Scunthorpe.

    You need to ask Nina or Paula if you want to ask a real woman.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    IMPOSTER ALERT!!!!!
    Oh now I'm just confused! Who's the impostor and who the heck is Fogle

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Forgive me for being dim but why would a change in the VAT rate make you out of pocket?

    The VAT rate has come down but that is not to see the savings will be passed onto you - alot of companies will keep prices the same and simply reduce the VAT element thus giving themselves more money.

    I think!!!
    IMPOSTER ALERT!!!!!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Smutty Friday!
    Not had one of those for a while. There must be quite a build up of smut to come.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Do women have a different preference on wednesdays then?
    Smutty Friday!

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Forgive me for being dim but why would a change in the VAT rate make you out of pocket?

    The VAT rate has come down but that is not to see the savings will be passed onto you - alot of companies will keep prices the same and simply reduce the VAT element thus giving themselves more money.

    I think!!!
    Most contractors I know agree a VAT exclusive rate, so can't do this. If you had the foresight to charge a VAT inclusive rate, then yes you'd be quids in...

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  • original PM
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    Ok I've heard it said on here that I'm a bit dense, and I've quite often taken offence to that.....but actually I think yous might be right

    I was up in arms about this whole new VAT thing cause (according to all my figures) I was going to be massively out of pocket....and it turns out I'd done my calculations wrong on my spreadsheet: -

    I'd done <rate> * 1.115

    instead of <rate> * 1.15



    What a numpty!!



    So, I admit, with 100% wholehearted certainty, that I am a complete and utter brainless bint.

    FACT!
    Forgive me for being dim but why would a change in the VAT rate make you out of pocket?

    The VAT rate has come down but that is not to see the savings will be passed onto you - alot of companies will keep prices the same and simply reduce the VAT element thus giving themselves more money.

    I think!!!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Its not Friday!
    Do women have a different preference on wednesdays then?

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ladies (Cailin, SallyAnne, Fogle), does girth count for more than length?
    Its not Friday!

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