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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Smeggers is moving to Wales?

    I suppose its only a 3 hour ferry drive to a decent country. And a 12 hour customs wait at each end.....
    Minny is the expert on dullness, so we should let him be the judge.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I've know idea why anyone would willingly move to the flocking dullest country in Europe. But Greg is full on for it.

    Honestly, dull as ****.
    Smeggers is moving to Wales?

    I suppose its only a 3 hour ferry drive to a decent country. And a 12 hour customs wait at each end.....

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  • minestrone
    replied
    I've know idea why anyone would willingly move to the flocking dullest country in Europe. But Greg is full on for it.

    Honestly, dull as ****.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    don't you have peat to dig to heat your hovel in the bog?
    sad little troll.
    I know you are.

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  • BR14
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    don't you have peat to dig to heat your hovel in the bog?
    sad little troll.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

    Yes. So does the tooth fairy, santa and the easter bunny
    That explains why he likes a nice soft cushion to sit down on.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Yes. So does the tooth fairy, santa and the easter bunny
    No. Santa only loves you if you've been nice. The easter bunny and the tooth fairy are running a racket together.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It’s mutual.
    You can tell what God thinks of money. Look at those he gives it to.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    TBH, I'll be glad when social distancing is over. 2m is way too close.

    OK, have 2.
    Okay. You still owe me 2018.

    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Does He even love BR14?
    Yes. So does the tooth fairy, santa and the easter bunny

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Does He even love BR14?
    It seems so.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Wrong! John 3:16.
    Does He even love BR14?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It’s mutual.
    Wrong! John 3:16.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    eh? One of my best years ever! None of that socialising nonsense. God I f**king hate people. Computers are far nicer.

    Could I at least get 2020 infraction points from you?
    It’s mutual.

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  • NotAllThere
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    eh? One of my best years ever! None of that socialising nonsense. God I f**king hate people. Computers are far nicer.
    TBH, I'll be glad when social distancing is over. 2m is way too close.

    Could I at least get 2020 infraction points from you?
    OK, have 2.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    eh? One of my best years ever! None of that socialising nonsense. God I f**king hate people. Computers are far nicer.

    Could I at least get 2020 infraction points from you?
    You don't want 2020 infraction points.

    10 points - Popped your cherry. Well done.
    50 points - Good strong opinions and won't back down. Good stuff
    100 points - Starting to be a bit of a pillock
    500 points - First ban incoming
    1000 points - Got on Cojaks wrong side
    1500 points - Bit of a tedious chunt that is more tolerated than liked.
    2000 points - Clearly one of life's rejects. No friends, thick as mince and about as welcome as a dose of piles.
    2020 points - Invited to be a mod

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