Reply to: Monday Caption Competition

[Mich the Tester]

Rather impolite of Anne Widdecombe to get in the way of the chap’s photograph.

[NotAllThere]

The reason why Gordon Brown's new official portrait is being kept under wraps.

[Ravello]

Rooney admits son is a chip off the old block

[BrianSnail]

Fossilised remains of a scary clown found.

[gingerjedi]

I am not an elephant, I am not an animal, I am a King Edward.

[Chugnut]

Competion is fierce at the Sorting Hat auditions for the latest Harry Potter film.

[realityhack]

'the evil Potato Overlord smiled as he extended a tuber to suck out the brains of his witless captor'

or

'darling, I don't think this is a mole'

or

'you can get some cream for that'

etc

[Chugnut]

"And finally, blue collar worker Maris Piper had a real shock this morning when a human head sprouted out of his suit."

[Pinto]

No one tells amateur farmer, Milan, to plant tubers 12" apart.

[EternalOptimist]

tuber boomed

[TimberWolf]

While the Israeli government continues to deny the rumours of underground nuclear testing, evidence to the contrary is mounting.

tumours

[wobbegong]

While the Israeli government continues to deny the rumours of underground nuclear testing, evidence to the contrary is mounting.

[gingerjedi]

Got any wartner?

[Pondlife]

Moorfield proudly displays his left testicle after the op.

[EternalOptimist]

ageing hippy shows off worlds largest toke of red leb