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Previously on "Monday Caption Competition"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Rather impolite of Anne Widdecombe to get in the way of the chap’s photograph.

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  • NotAllThere
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    The reason why Gordon Brown's new official portrait is being kept under wraps.

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  • Ravello
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    Rooney admits son is a chip off the old block

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  • BrianSnail
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    Fossilised remains of a scary clown found.

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  • gingerjedi
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    I am not an elephant, I am not an animal, I am a King Edward.

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  • Chugnut
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    Competion is fierce at the Sorting Hat auditions for the latest Harry Potter film.

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  • realityhack
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    'the evil Potato Overlord smiled as he extended a tuber to suck out the brains of his witless captor'

    or

    'darling, I don't think this is a mole'

    or

    'you can get some cream for that'

    etc

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  • Chugnut
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    "And finally, blue collar worker Maris Piper had a real shock this morning when a human head sprouted out of his suit."

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  • Pinto
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    No one tells amateur farmer, Milan, to plant tubers 12" apart.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    tuber boomed

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    While the Israeli government continues to deny the rumours of underground nuclear testing, evidence to the contrary is mounting.
    tumours

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  • wobbegong
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    While the Israeli government continues to deny the rumours of underground nuclear testing, evidence to the contrary is mounting.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Got any wartner?

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  • Pondlife
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    Moorfield proudly displays his left testicle after the op.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    ageing hippy shows off worlds largest toke of red leb





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