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  • Cheshire Cat
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I saw the whole thing, the women were really pathetic in their attitudes.
    Funniest bit had to be when they were asked if they considered themselves to be "sex tourists". So many "oh no"'s and "I'm certainly not that type"
    Of course the fact that very of them actually had sex might have actually meant that they aren't really sex tourists

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Couldn't he have taken her around the back entrance?
    I suggested that, but he said "That's the tradesman's entrance, I'm a professional"

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I had a mail order bride once. she was bluddy useless after the postman had hammered her through the letterbox
    Couldn't he have taken her around the back entrance?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I had a mail order bride once. she was bluddy useless after the postman had hammered her through the letterbox
    Thats so lame.... but I can't help laughing....

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  • Diver
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    I had a mail order bride once. she was bluddy useless after the postman had hammered her through the letterbox

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    and our cute puppies...
    I think you'll find that's a common discussion amongst blokes too.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Well it makes a change from talking about fluffy kittens I suppose....
    and our cute puppies...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And did that get you a "not guilty" verdict?
    Yes, his Honour Lord Justice Oldfarty-Itchyballs agreed that all this women’s lib was just namby-pamby newfangled PC nonsense. He did however caution me for allowing a woman to stray from the kitchen sink during the daytime.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    All men know that when a woman says no, she really means yes.
    And did that get you a "not guilty" verdict?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    All men know that when a woman says no, she really means yes.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Not watching the program, but yes they are.

    And they hate it when we get together and talk about them!
    Well it makes a change from talking about fluffy kittens I suppose....

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Is anyone watching this program on Sky1?

    Men are ridiculous!!!!!
    Not watching the program, but yes they are.

    And they hate it when we get together and talk about them!

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    Funny, there was a prog on sex tourism just the other night. Except this time it was middle-aged western women chasing a partner in the Dominican Republic (well the 10 minutes I saw was based there). The gigolos made little/feeble attempts to hide the fact they were already married and just up for some extra fun (and money), yet the women were convinced "this was the one!!!". I suppose that if you're desperate for something, you'll be easily convinced (and your wallet/purse soon emptied). Human nature, and it applies equally to both men and women.
    I saw the whole thing, the women were really pathetic in their attitudes.
    Funniest bit had to be when they were asked if they considered themselves to be "sex tourists". So many "oh no"'s and "I'm certainly not that type"
    Of course the fact that very of them actually had sex might have actually meant that they aren't really sex tourists

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  • MrMark
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Is anyone watching this program on Sky1?

    Men are ridiculous!!!!!
    Funny, there was a prog on sex tourism just the other night. Except this time it was middle-aged western women chasing a partner in the Dominican Republic (well the 10 minutes I saw was based there). The gigolos made little/feeble attempts to hide the fact they were already married and just up for some extra fun (and money), yet the women were convinced "this was the one!!!". I suppose that if you're desperate for something, you'll be easily convinced (and your wallet/purse soon emptied). Human nature, and it applies equally to both men and women.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Do you think?
    Sorry sweetie but SA was off on one..... I just thought that I'd let her know that the extra rib buys her nothing.

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