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Mail order brides
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All men know that when a woman says no, she really means yes.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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And did that get you a "not guilty" verdict?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAll men know that when a woman says no, she really means yes.
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Yes, his Honour Lord Justice Oldfarty-Itchyballs agreed that all this women’s lib was just namby-pamby newfangled PC nonsense. He did however caution me for allowing a woman to stray from the kitchen sink during the daytime.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd did that get you a "not guilty" verdict?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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and our cute puppies...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWell it makes a change from talking about fluffy kittens I suppose....
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I think you'll find that's a common discussion amongst blokes too.Originally posted by Pogle View Postand our cute puppies...
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I had a mail order bride once. she was bluddy useless after the postman had hammered her through the letterbox
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Thats so lame.... but I can't help laughing....Originally posted by Diver View PostI had a mail order bride once. she was bluddy useless after the postman had hammered her through the letterbox
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Couldn't he have taken her around the back entrance?Originally posted by Diver View PostI had a mail order bride once. she was bluddy useless after the postman had hammered her through the letterbox
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I suggested that, but he said "That's the tradesman's entrance, I'm a professional"Originally posted by voodooflux View PostCouldn't he have taken her around the back entrance?
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