Parents evening tonight ...

[Pogle]

keys in the bowl ...

Huh??

[ChimpMaster]

keys in the bowl ...

[d000hg]

Which way could it go?

Let me guess, you meet a grey man dressed in corduroy who struggles to remember which child you own. But hurriedly made up some cliched tripe during his lunch-hour in order to placate you for another year.

My wife's a teacher and is genuinely interested in helping her kids (weird I know). But she IS a reception teacher, so they've not had a chance to become horrible yet

[Pogle]

Indeed! Some say (in whispered tones) they are worse than recruitment agents...but that didn't come from me

Nice try

[Another Dodgy Agent]

just remember.. all teachers are liars and probably are jealous of such a well heeled family..

me? bad school reports? nooooo

Indeed! Some say (in whispered tones) they are worse than recruitment agents...but that didn't come from me

[Flubster]

Both our kid's had their parent's evening before half-term. somehow, they convinced Mrs Flubster and myself to treat them to a meal at TGI Fridays. They're only 9 and 7!!! God help us when they're older and do something worthwhile....

[Bagpuss]

Which way could it go?

Let me guess, you meet a grey man dressed in corduroy who struggles to remember which child you own. But hurriedly made up some cliched tripe during his lunch-hour in order to placate you for another year.

[chef]

just remember.. all teachers are liars and probably are jealous of such a well heeled family..

me? bad school reports? nooooo

[Pogle]

It could go either way!
Off to see DD's teacher and then off to the pub to 'discuss' taking advantage of the fact we have a babysitter.
Our local is a Holts pub, so it wont break the bank