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Bob Dalek replied

18 November 2008, 16:59
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Bob Dalek

Dickhead

Bagpuss
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BrilloPad replied

18 November 2008, 16:50
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

When you say practice is that like self-training?

Exactly. And like what doctors do.
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Bagpuss replied

18 November 2008, 16:48
Bob Dalek

Dickhead
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Bob Dalek replied

18 November 2008, 16:45
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Must have been an expensive wide-angle lense

lens

Dunce.
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oracleslave replied

18 November 2008, 16:41
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

I tried it with Bob Dalek but my camera doesn't have 8 x zoom

Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

I bet that nobody now, or at any time in the future of the Universe, will ever, ever laugh at that rubbishy effort. Must try harder.

Must have been an expensive wide-angle lense
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Bob Dalek replied

18 November 2008, 16:21
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

I tried it with Bob Dalek but my camera doesn't have 8 x zoom

I bet that nobody now, or at any time in the future of the Universe, will ever, ever laugh at that rubbishy effort. Must try harder.
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SallyAnne replied

18 November 2008, 16:12
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Sally, Sally, pride of our alley
Sally, Sally...
Don't ever wander
Away from the alley and me
Sally, Sally...
Marry me Sally
And happy forever I'll be
When skies are blue
You're beguiling
And when they're grey
You're still smiling, smi-i-iling
Sally, Sally...
Pride of our alley
You're more than
The whole world too-oo me...
The skies were blue
When he met you, Sally
You were his gal
His little pal, so true
You came along
Made life a song, Sally...
If he lost you
He wonders what he'd do
Sally, Sally...
Don't ever wander
Away from the alley and me
Sally, Sally...
Marry me Sally
And happy forever I'll be
When skies are blue
You're beguiling
And when they're grey
You're still smiling, smi-i-iling
Sally, Sally...
Pride of our alley
You're more than
The whole world to-oo me...

I knew you wanted me
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Bagpuss replied

18 November 2008, 15:40
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

When you say practice is that like self-training?

I tried it with Bob Dalek but my camera doesn't have 8 x zoom
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oracleslave replied

18 November 2008, 15:28
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Not for me. I only practice webcam sex.

When you say practice is that like self-training?
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cailin maith replied

18 November 2008, 15:27
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Has everyone finished fighting yet?

You lot

It's nearly Xmas - can't we all just love each other?

Gutted..... you were the only sane one there last Christmas!!
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Xenophon replied

18 November 2008, 15:23
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Not for me. I only practice webcam sex.

Whoa! That is too kinky for me.
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BrilloPad replied

18 November 2008, 15:03
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

I tried that.

The chlamydia test sucks.

Not for me. I only practice webcam sex.
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Xenophon replied

18 November 2008, 15:02
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

It's nearly Xmas - can't we all just love each other?

I tried that.

The chlamydia test sucks.
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BrilloPad replied

18 November 2008, 15:00
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Has everyone finished fighting yet?

You lot

It's nearly Xmas - can't we all just love each other?

Its not advent yet

You can have a on DEcember 1st.......
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Bagpuss replied

18 November 2008, 14:59
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Has everyone finished fighting yet?

You lot

It's nearly Xmas - can't we all just love each other?

Sally, Sally, pride of our alley
Sally, Sally...
Don't ever wander
Away from the alley and me
Sally, Sally...
Marry me Sally
And happy forever I'll be
When skies are blue
You're beguiling
And when they're grey
You're still smiling, smi-i-iling
Sally, Sally...
Pride of our alley
You're more than
The whole world too-oo me...
The skies were blue
When he met you, Sally
You were his gal
His little pal, so true
You came along
Made life a song, Sally...
If he lost you
He wonders what he'd do
Sally, Sally...
Don't ever wander
Away from the alley and me
Sally, Sally...
Marry me Sally
And happy forever I'll be
When skies are blue
You're beguiling
And when they're grey
You're still smiling, smi-i-iling
Sally, Sally...
Pride of our alley
You're more than
The whole world to-oo me...
Leave a comment: