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    #71
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Has everyone finished fighting yet?

    You lot

    It's nearly Xmas - can't we all just love each other?
    Sally, Sally, pride of our alley
    Sally, Sally...
    Don't ever wander
    Away from the alley and me
    Sally, Sally...
    Marry me Sally
    And happy forever I'll be
    When skies are blue
    You're beguiling
    And when they're grey
    You're still smiling, smi-i-iling
    Sally, Sally...
    Pride of our alley
    You're more than
    The whole world too-oo me...
    The skies were blue
    When he met you, Sally
    You were his gal
    His little pal, so true
    You came along
    Made life a song, Sally...
    If he lost you
    He wonders what he'd do
    Sally, Sally...
    Don't ever wander
    Away from the alley and me
    Sally, Sally...
    Marry me Sally
    And happy forever I'll be
    When skies are blue
    You're beguiling
    And when they're grey
    You're still smiling, smi-i-iling
    Sally, Sally...
    Pride of our alley
    You're more than
    The whole world to-oo me...
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #72
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      Has everyone finished fighting yet?

      You lot

      It's nearly Xmas - can't we all just love each other?
      Its not advent yet

      You can have a on DEcember 1st.......

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        #73
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        It's nearly Xmas - can't we all just love each other?
        I tried that.

        The chlamydia test sucks.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #74
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          I tried that.

          The chlamydia test sucks.
          Not for me. I only practice webcam sex.

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            #75
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Not for me. I only practice webcam sex.
            Whoa! That is too kinky for me.

            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #76
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Has everyone finished fighting yet?

              You lot

              It's nearly Xmas - can't we all just love each other?
              Gutted..... you were the only sane one there last Christmas!!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #77
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Not for me. I only practice webcam sex.
                When you say practice is that like self-training?

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  When you say practice is that like self-training?
                  I tried it with Bob Dalek but my camera doesn't have 8 x zoom
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    Sally, Sally, pride of our alley
                    Sally, Sally...
                    Don't ever wander
                    Away from the alley and me
                    Sally, Sally...
                    Marry me Sally
                    And happy forever I'll be
                    When skies are blue
                    You're beguiling
                    And when they're grey
                    You're still smiling, smi-i-iling
                    Sally, Sally...
                    Pride of our alley
                    You're more than
                    The whole world too-oo me...
                    The skies were blue
                    When he met you, Sally
                    You were his gal
                    His little pal, so true
                    You came along
                    Made life a song, Sally...
                    If he lost you
                    He wonders what he'd do
                    Sally, Sally...
                    Don't ever wander
                    Away from the alley and me
                    Sally, Sally...
                    Marry me Sally
                    And happy forever I'll be
                    When skies are blue
                    You're beguiling
                    And when they're grey
                    You're still smiling, smi-i-iling
                    Sally, Sally...
                    Pride of our alley
                    You're more than
                    The whole world to-oo me...
                    I knew you wanted me
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      I tried it with Bob Dalek but my camera doesn't have 8 x zoom
                      I bet that nobody now, or at any time in the future of the Universe, will ever, ever laugh at that rubbishy effort. Must try harder.

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