Sitcom idea

[EternalOptimist]

"Last of the SPAM and Bread"

A heartwarming tale of a sorry-arsed git called Bagpuss who pretends to be a contractor, but, in fact, lives in a bedsit in Penge, with only masturbation and thrice-stewed teabags to provide comfort and sustenance. Co-stars sasguru as a saddo loser tenant who thinks he's the landlord.

Episode two

Bagpuss learns how to make a light batter with the bread and uses it to coat then fry up the SPAM.
Gets accused by Sad@rse of frittering his life away

[Purple Dalek]

3 contractors sharing a house

Contractor79
Wilmslow
CyberTory

Provisional title

Who's the biggest loser?

Episode one
Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!

You do know they're all the same person in reality?

[Cyberman]

"Last of the SPAM and Bread"

A heartwarming tale of a sorry-arsed git called Bagpuss who pretends to be a contractor, but, in fact, lives in a bedsit in Penge, with only masturbation and thrice-stewed teabags to provide comfort and sustenance. Co-stars sasguru as a saddo loser tenant who thinks he's the landlord.

[vetran]

Title

Big Boaster?

House tuliping

the Bore factor

[Bob Dalek]

I tire of you, and your predictable grade F comebacks. No wonder your colleagues can't abide you.

Apology accepted.

[Bagpuss]

I tire of you, and your predictable grade F comebacks. No wonder your colleagues can't abide you.

[Bob Dalek]

How could I forget you, a man whose yearly highlight was winning a Pot Noodle fork. A Knobjockey with delusions of grandeur. A pseudo intellectual who has "member of Mencap debating society" on his CV.

Great stuff! Jeremy Kyle is on soon, Baggy, so get the hankies ready and brew those tired old tea bags one more time! Enjoy!

[Bagpuss]

How could I forget you, a man whose yearly highlight was winning a Pot Noodle fork. A Knobjockey with delusions of grandeur. A pseudo intellectual who has "member of Mencap debating society" on his CV.

[Bob Dalek]

Do we have to wait for season 2 for the heartwarming bit?

Yes. Keep it under your hat, but he dies horribly.

[oracleslave]

A heartwarming tale

Do we have to wait for season 2 for the heartwarming bit?

[Bob Dalek]

3 contractors sharing a house

Contractor79
Wilmslow
CyberTory

Provisional title

Who's the biggest loser?

Episode one
Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!

"Last of the SPAM and Bread"

A heartwarming tale of a sorry-arsed git called Bagpuss who pretends to be a contractor, but, in fact, lives in a bedsit in Penge, with only masturbation and thrice-stewed teabags to provide comfort and sustenance. Co-stars sasguru as a saddo loser tenant who thinks he's the landlord.

[cailin maith]

3 contractors sharing a house

Contractor79
Wilmslow
CyberTory

Provisional title

Who's the biggest loser?

Episode one
Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!

[Bagpuss]

3 contractors sharing a house

Contractor79
Wilmslow
CyberTory

Provisional title

Who's the biggest loser?

Episode one
Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!