Sitcom idea

[Cyberman]

"Last of the SPAM and Bread"

A heartwarming tale of a sorry-arsed git called Bagpuss who pretends to be a contractor, but, in fact, lives in a bedsit in Penge, with only masturbation and thrice-stewed teabags to provide comfort and sustenance. Co-stars sasguru as a saddo loser tenant who thinks he's the landlord.

[Purple Dalek]

3 contractors sharing a house

Contractor79
Wilmslow
CyberTory

Provisional title

Who's the biggest loser?

Episode one
Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!

You do know they're all the same person in reality?

[EternalOptimist]

"Last of the SPAM and Bread"

A heartwarming tale of a sorry-arsed git called Bagpuss who pretends to be a contractor, but, in fact, lives in a bedsit in Penge, with only masturbation and thrice-stewed teabags to provide comfort and sustenance. Co-stars sasguru as a saddo loser tenant who thinks he's the landlord.

Episode two

Bagpuss learns how to make a light batter with the bread and uses it to coat then fry up the SPAM.
Gets accused by Sad@rse of frittering his life away