Wilmslow style luggage posting

[Spacecadet]

Are you me?

For the purposes of mental stability I sincerely hope I'm not you

[cailin maith]

Provided by the hotel, no?

Not the kind I'd want.....

[Moscow Mule]

Provided by the hotel, no?

You have obviously never travelled with a lady with VERY specific toiletry needs.

[Platypus]

No, stuff everything into a case which is only just small enough to be classed as hand luggage.

Then spend 20 minutes at security holding up the queue whilst your liquids are examined/removed

Then barge past the other travellers queueing for the plane (you are a seasoned gold card traveller after all above all the other scum wanting to fly), not forgetting to run over a few feet with your trolley bag.

Then take up a disproportionate amount of space in the over head bins with your suitcase

So it was YOU grumbling at me last week on the plane!

[expat]

What about shampoo, conditioner, showergel, body lotion, perfume???

Provided by the hotel, no?

[Pondlife]

No, stuff everything into a case which is only just small enough to be classed as hand luggage.

Then spend 20 minutes at security holding up the queue whilst your liquids are examined/removed

Then barge past the other travellers queueing for the plane (you are a seasoned gold card traveller after all above all the other scum wanting to fly), not forgetting to run over a few feet with your trolley bag.

Then take up a disproportionate amount of space in the over head bins with your suitcase

And i didn't even get to the tw@ish attitude of storming down the middle of the plane as soon as the plane has landed and the seat belt signs are off

Chav scum flying are bad enough, the "I'm an important business man" tools are a close second... although i think that their attitude can be explained by the fact that they aren't quite important enough to fly business class

Are you me? Spot on post. I'd also like to add those people who are sooo important to their company that they have to check their blackberry every 10mins throughout the flight. Flipwits!

[Spacecadet]

oooo get her

And i didn't even get to the tw@ish attitude of storming down the middle of the plane as soon as the plane has landed and the seat belt signs are off

Chav scum flying are bad enough, the "I'm an important business man" tools are a close second... although i think that their attitude can be explained by the fact that they aren't quite important enough to fly business class

[Moscow Mule]

No, stuff everything into a case which is only just small enough to be classed as hand luggage.

Then spend 20 minutes at security holding up the queue whilst your liquids are examined/removed

Then barge past the other travellers queueing for the plane (you are a seasoned gold card traveller after all above all the other scum wanting to fly), not forgetting to run over a few feet with your trolley bag.

Then take up a disproportionate amount of space in the over head bins with your suitcase

oooo get her

[cailin maith]

I am disappointed in you Pondy - a seasoned traveller knows never to travel with liquids in their case.

What about shampoo, conditioner, showergel, body lotion, perfume???

[Spacecadet]

I am disappointed in you Pondy - a seasoned traveller knows never to travel with liquids in their case.

No, stuff everything into a case which is only just small enough to be classed as hand luggage.

Then spend 20 minutes at security holding up the queue whilst your liquids are examined/removed

Then barge past the other travellers queueing for the plane (you are a seasoned gold card traveller after all above all the other scum wanting to fly), not forgetting to run over a few feet with your trolley bag.

Then take up a disproportionate amount of space in the over head bins with your suitcase

[sasguru]

I am disappointed in you Pondy - a seasoned traveller knows never to travel with liquids in their case.

[Moscow Mule]

Two weeks ago coming back from Canada my luggage was sent to Hong Kong by mistake
Last week it was delayed in AMS
This week, delayed in AMS and then sent to f'ing Stockholm.

It's just arrived at the hotel now and the half full bottle of aftershave is now empty with a loose top. My clothes all smell way too metro and my toothbrush has a tangy taste.

FFS!

Ever thought about traveling light?

[Xenophon]

Two weeks ago coming back from Canada my luggage was sent to Hong Kong by mistake
Last week it was delayed in AMS
This week, delayed in AMS and then sent to f'ing Stockholm.

It's just arrived at the hotel now and the half full bottle of aftershave is now empty with a loose top. My clothes all smell way too metro and my toothbrush has a tangy taste.

FFS!

For consistency, Stockholm is SMP and Hong Kong is HKG.

http://www.worldairportcodes.net/

HTH

[cupidstunt]

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[Pondlife]

Two weeks ago coming back from Canada my luggage was sent to Hong Kong by mistake
Last week it was delayed in AMS
This week, delayed in AMS and then sent to f'ing Stockholm.

It's just arrived at the hotel now and the half full bottle of aftershave is now empty with a loose top. My clothes all smell way too metro and my toothbrush has a tangy taste.

FFS!