Wilmslow style luggage posting

[expat]

What about shampoo, conditioner, showergel, body lotion, perfume???

Provided by the hotel, no?

[Platypus]

No, stuff everything into a case which is only just small enough to be classed as hand luggage.

Then spend 20 minutes at security holding up the queue whilst your liquids are examined/removed

Then barge past the other travellers queueing for the plane (you are a seasoned gold card traveller after all above all the other scum wanting to fly), not forgetting to run over a few feet with your trolley bag.

Then take up a disproportionate amount of space in the over head bins with your suitcase

So it was YOU grumbling at me last week on the plane!

[Moscow Mule]

Provided by the hotel, no?

You have obviously never travelled with a lady with VERY specific toiletry needs.

[cailin maith]

Provided by the hotel, no?

Not the kind I'd want.....

[Spacecadet]

Are you me?

For the purposes of mental stability I sincerely hope I'm not you