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Previously on "Q&A Answer the question above you, then ask you own."

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  • BrianSnail
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    A. atW's anorak

    Q. What is the meaning of it all?
    A. The meaning of "it all" is - everything, the whole lot, the entire, complete.

    Q. What did the AtW pie at Untouchable's party taste like?

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Q. Where is that funny smell in my hallway coming from?
    A. atW's anorak

    Q. What is the meaning of it all?

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    replied
    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    A. Company car

    Q. What came first - orange the fruit or orange the colour?
    A. Tony Blair created them at the same time.

    Q. Where is that funny smell in my hallway coming from?

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  • BrianSnail
    replied
    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    No, he is my sister.

    How does the man that drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?
    A. Company car

    Q. What came first - orange the fruit or orange the colour?

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  • daviejones
    replied
    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
    Is that man your Mum?
    No, he is my sister.

    How does the man that drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?

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  • Bob Dalek
    replied
    Originally posted by Nicky G View Post
    A: None, stupid f---ing question.

    Q: Rate this man out of 10:

    http://www.titpig.net/
    Is that man your Mum?

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  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    A: Sell

    Q: What's the answer to the next question?
    A - Conundrum

    Q - What was the last question?

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  • TimberWolf
    replied
    Originally posted by wc2 View Post
    Q. Should I buy or Sell?
    A: Sell

    Q: What's the answer to the next question?

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  • wc2
    replied
    A. When they are broken.

    Q. Should I buy or Sell?

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  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    A. Becasuse all relatives suck. (I don't have a clue what the question means either.)

    Q. It is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or should one take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them?
    A - a quick kick in the nads = no trouble

    Q - When do the clocks go back?

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    replied
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    A - 11

    Q - why is a pumpkin
    A. Becasuse all relatives suck. (I don't have a clue what the question means either.)

    Q. It is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or should one take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them?

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  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by Nicky G View Post
    A: None, stupid f---ing question.

    Q: Rate this man out of 10:

    http://www.titpig.net/
    A - 11

    Q - why is a pumpkin

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  • Nicky G
    replied
    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
    A- Soaking long grain rice in white vineger and placing a florin under a badger's pelt will do the trick.

    Q - How many apples in a barrel of grapes?
    A: None, stupid f---ing question.

    Q: Rate this man out of 10:

    http://www.titpig.net/

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  • Bob Dalek
    replied
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    A - Jeffrey Dahmer - He had taste

    Q - How does one get a squashed waffle out of a dvd drawer?
    A- Soaking long grain rice in white vineger and placing a florin under a badger's pelt will do the trick.

    Q - How many apples in a barrel of grapes?

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  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    A - Don't worry, that happens to the best of us sometimes.

    Q - Jeffrey Dahmer or Geoffrey Palmer?
    A - Jeffrey Dahmer - He had taste

    Q - How does one get a squashed waffle out of a dvd drawer?

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