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    #51
    Originally posted by Nicky G View Post
    A: None, stupid f---ing question.

    Q: Rate this man out of 10:

    http://www.titpig.net/
    Is that man your Mum?

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      #52
      Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
      Is that man your Mum?
      No, he is my sister.

      How does the man that drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #53
        Originally posted by daviejones View Post
        No, he is my sister.

        How does the man that drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?
        A. Company car

        Q. What came first - orange the fruit or orange the colour?
        Gas masks don't fit snails...

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          #54
          Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
          A. Company car

          Q. What came first - orange the fruit or orange the colour?
          A. Tony Blair created them at the same time.

          Q. Where is that funny smell in my hallway coming from?
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

          Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
          Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

          "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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            #55
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            Q. Where is that funny smell in my hallway coming from?
            A. atW's anorak

            Q. What is the meaning of it all?
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #56
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              A. atW's anorak

              Q. What is the meaning of it all?
              A. The meaning of "it all" is - everything, the whole lot, the entire, complete.

              Q. What did the AtW pie at Untouchable's party taste like?
              Gas masks don't fit snails...

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