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    #41
    A - Don't worry, that happens to the best of us sometimes.

    Q - Jeffrey Dahmer or Geoffrey Palmer?

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      #42
      Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
      A - Don't worry, that happens to the best of us sometimes.

      Q - Jeffrey Dahmer or Geoffrey Palmer?
      A - Jeffrey Dahmer - He had taste

      Q - How does one get a squashed waffle out of a dvd drawer?
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #43
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        A - Jeffrey Dahmer - He had taste

        Q - How does one get a squashed waffle out of a dvd drawer?
        A- Soaking long grain rice in white vineger and placing a florin under a badger's pelt will do the trick.

        Q - How many apples in a barrel of grapes?

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          #44
          Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
          A- Soaking long grain rice in white vineger and placing a florin under a badger's pelt will do the trick.

          Q - How many apples in a barrel of grapes?
          A: None, stupid f---ing question.

          Q: Rate this man out of 10:

          http://www.titpig.net/

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            #45
            Originally posted by Nicky G View Post
            A: None, stupid f---ing question.

            Q: Rate this man out of 10:

            http://www.titpig.net/
            A - 11

            Q - why is a pumpkin
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #46
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              A - 11

              Q - why is a pumpkin
              A. Becasuse all relatives suck. (I don't have a clue what the question means either.)

              Q. It is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or should one take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them?
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #47
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                A. Becasuse all relatives suck. (I don't have a clue what the question means either.)

                Q. It is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or should one take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them?
                A - a quick kick in the nads = no trouble

                Q - When do the clocks go back?
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #48
                  A. When they are broken.

                  Q. Should I buy or Sell?
                  Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by wc2 View Post
                    Q. Should I buy or Sell?
                    A: Sell

                    Q: What's the answer to the next question?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      A: Sell

                      Q: What's the answer to the next question?
                      A - Conundrum

                      Q - What was the last question?

                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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