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NotAllThere replied

21 October 2008, 10:02
Make 'em compete in the Krypton factor. That'll larn 'em.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

21 October 2008, 09:54
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

I bet they'll eat the dogs.

And that will keep the hunger away for how long? 5 minutes I guess. It takes real effort to maintain that size, don't you know. One little dog is not going to feed them for long, even if it is cooked in the engine compartment of a Verso
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BrianSnail replied

21 October 2008, 09:50
Originally posted by ratewhore View Post

Bunch of fat koonts representing all that is wrong in our society.

They should be shot, all of them!!!

You'd need a harpoon...."there she blows!"
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Bob Dalek replied

21 October 2008, 09:48
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

why spend on a bullet - just wait for winter.

I bet they'll eat the dogs.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

21 October 2008, 09:48
Originally posted by ratewhore View Post

Bunch of fat koonts representing all that is wrong in our society.

They should be shot, all of them!!!

why spend on a bullet - just wait for winter.
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Bob Dalek replied

21 October 2008, 09:48
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

The Toyota Verso is available on Invalidity benefits with a low deposit. Could it be?.....hmmm

It is theirs, then? Thought they'd just commandeered it.
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ratewhore replied

21 October 2008, 09:47
Bunch of fat koonts representing all that is wrong in our society.

They should be shot, all of them!!!
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Bagpuss replied

21 October 2008, 09:44
The Toyota Verso is available on Invalidity benefits with a low deposit. Could it be?.....hmmm
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The Lone Gunman replied

21 October 2008, 09:39
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

you don't think Chavner is good enough.

Double barrel it. Chavner - Golightly or Golightly - Chavner then.
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Bob Dalek replied

21 October 2008, 09:37
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

The family should change their surname to "Golightly".

The girl looks like the big, bald bloke out of Stir Crazy.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

21 October 2008, 09:37
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

The family should change their surname to "Golightly".

you don't think Chavner is good enough.
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The Lone Gunman replied

21 October 2008, 09:36
The family should change their surname to "Golightly".
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Bob Dalek replied

21 October 2008, 09:35
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Who made you spelling geek?
Still if you have the time to proof read my posts for typos and lazy grammar, you have the job. I can't be arsed myself. Perhaps best to send me a PM though rather than spoil the threads?

Oooh! Get 'er.
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Bagpuss replied

21 October 2008, 09:32
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

Karaoke
ASDA
warble
minah (Glitter-like Freudian slip, or what?)

Who made you spelling geek?
Still if you have the time to proof read my posts for typos and lazy grammar, you have the job. I can't be arsed myself. Perhaps best to send me a PM though rather than spoil the threads?
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Spacecadet replied

21 October 2008, 09:23
metro are lagging, this is last weeks news!
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....ily_forced_out
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