Comedy article of the day

[Chugnut]

The smell in front is a Toyota.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article....&in_page_id=34

[Bob Dalek]

ASDA must be pleased: cake, sweets and lard sales will have rocketed.

[ThomasSoerensen]

So X-factor has done something good. I thought that was impossible.

[DimPrawn]

I like the X-Factor.

That bird from some girl band married to a footballer. Cor!

[Bob Dalek]

I like the X-Factor.

That bird from some girl band married to a footballer. Cor!

I thought little Louis was your pin-up?

[Bagpuss]

I like the X-Factor.

That bird from some girl band married to a footballer. Cor!

Why bother to travel from Dole Queue to Paid Employment when you can go Kareoke bar to your cover version CD in the Asda music section. It doesn't matter if you come from Dudley, if you can wardle like Mariah Carey and put on a false transatlantic drawl you have talent! Never mind that you are the musical equivalent of a Minor Bird.

[ThomasSoerensen]

It doesn't matter if you come from Dudley, if you can wardle like Mariah Carey and put on a false transatlantic drawl you have talent!

I could agree to this, but unfortunately this one could not even muster these skills.

Lets all hope for a cold winter.

[TimberWolf]

I like the X-Factor.

That bird from some girl band married to a footballer. Cor!

Dannii will be sooo jealous. We need a poll to decide CUKs most f***able babe on X-factor. No voting for medallion man.

[Bob Dalek]

Why bother to travel from Dole Queue to Paid Employment when you can go Kareoke bar to your cover version CD in the Asda music section. It doesn't matter if you come from Dudley, if you can wardle like Mariah Carey and put on a false transatlantic drawl you have talent! Never mind that you are the musical equivalent of a Minor Bird.

Karaoke
ASDA
warble
minah (Glitter-like Freudian slip, or what?)

[Spacecadet]

metro are lagging, this is last weeks news!
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....ily_forced_out