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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    If that is true then how do you explain this?

    You do not seem to think much of us Dodgy? Why are you in the business and do you not think you are conning your clients by supplying them with what you think are a bunch of overpaid know nothings?
    I think very highly of contractors. I hold them in greater esteem than recruitment agents as you should all know by now. However if one of you starts to get a tad self righteous and pompous - Bagpuss and SAS you know who you are, then its slap down time. I expect the same treatment in return in the unusual event that I am ever pompous or righteous (which is of course never )

    In my eyes everyone is equal except for those who make me money, These people are then more equal than others.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    If ever there was a "profession" that was disproportionately rewarded in relation to what it delivers, IT contractors are it.
    I don't especially disagree with that sentiment. Considering many on this board like to boast how they only (have to) work 50% of the time they are paid £100K/year for, and it's not something you need loads of qualifications to do.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I wouldn't worry about it. Dodgy will be filing for bankruptcy next year.
    I usually quite like Dodgy, but he has been getting more adversarial lately. He often makes very valid points but then goes and spoils it by attacking us for no real reason.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    If that is true then how do you explain this?

    You do not seem to think much of us Dodgy? Why are you in the business and do you not think you are conning your clients by supplying them with what you think are a bunch of overpaid know nothings?
    I wouldn't worry about it. Dodgy will be filing for bankruptcy next year.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I am simply applying two different sets of logic to two different points, both of which conclude that contractors are no worse or better than anyone else.
    If that is true then how do you explain this?

    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    If ever there was a "profession" that was disproportionately rewarded in relation to what it delivers, IT contractors are it.
    You do not seem to think much of us Dodgy? Why are you in the business and do you not think you are conning your clients by supplying them with what you think are a bunch of overpaid know nothings?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Dodgy, if (sentence 1) we are "only as useful or valuable as what people are prepared to pay you" then (sentence 2) "disproportionately rewarded in relation to what it delivers" can not be true.

    The reward is not disproportionate, because it is determined by the demand for what it delivers; it is proportionate by definition.
    I am simply applying two different sets of logic to two different points, both of which conclude that contractors are no worse or better than anyone else.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Dodgy, if (sentence 1) we are "only as useful or valuable as what people are prepared to pay you" then (sentence 2) "disproportionately rewarded in relation to what it delivers" can not be true.

    The reward is not disproportionate, because it is determined by the demand for what it delivers; it is proportionate by definition.
    Don't confuse him, he's only an agent

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  • Bob Dalek
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    They provide the means to the turnover by having shops and advertising in the press. If they did not exist HMG would not see as much tax as it gets, that's for sure, as you would not get anywhere near as many buyers matched to sellers, and consequently sellers would not get such good prices.
    They're doomed anyway. The online agencies/DIY sites will eventually kill 'em off. The vermin.

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    That's the agent fallacy, that just because something valuable passes through their hands, they are responsible for creating that value.

    As with contract agents: "WE create the contracts" (no they don't).

    So with estate agents: they don't create the turnover on which the tax goes to HMRC, it merely passes through their hands. whether it is a good or bad thing that it does so, is a different question; but certainly, they do not create that wealth, so they do not create the tax revenue.



    They provide the means to the turnover by having shops and advertising in the press. If they did not exist HMG would not see as much tax as it gets, that's for sure, as you would not get anywhere near as many buyers matched to sellers, and consequently sellers would not get such good prices.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Whatever intellectual snobbery you want to wrap your self importance up in, you like very other turd washed through the S bend are only as useful or valuable as what people are prepared to pay you.

    If ever there was a "profession" that was disproportionately rewarded in relation to what it delivers, IT contractors are it.
    Dodgy, if (sentence 1) we are "only as useful or valuable as what people are prepared to pay you" then (sentence 2) "disproportionately rewarded in relation to what it delivers" can not be true.

    The reward is not disproportionate, because it is determined by the demand for what it delivers; it is proportionate by definition.

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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

    If ever there was a "profession" that was disproportionately rewarded in relation to what it delivers, IT contractors are it.
    Erm, I'm trying to think of an argument against that and I can't.

    Still - who's the twat?

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    Estate agents are in the private sector and thus are no burden on the taxpayer, they contribute absolutely Billions to Gordon's tax coffers by their efforts, in income tax, VAT and indirectly in stamp duty. Without their efforts, Gordon would have been in deep doo-doo long before now. No doubt, he is certainly missing the housing market contibution right now.
    That's the agent fallacy, that just because something valuable passes through their hands, they are responsible for creating that value.

    As with contract agents: "WE create the contracts" (no they don't).

    So with estate agents: they don't create the turnover on which the tax goes to HMRC, it merely passes through their hands. whether it is a good or bad thing that it does so, is a different question; but certainly, they do not create that wealth, so they do not create the tax revenue.

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  • sunnysan
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    F"£$%Ns

    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Fuxtons are ***** of the highest order. Not only are they *****, they are useless ***** (the worst kind of ****). I refuse to deal with them, either as a vendor or purchaser.
    I would but I have a rental contract with them. I heard a good quip the other day

    "Ahh F£$%^ns, everybody uses them. Only once though"

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
    They were exposed as shifty crooks last year, if memory serves.
    Yes, the scam goes something like;

    Agent to purchaser: Oh, use our in-house (Almost)IFA - he'll be able to get you the best deal.
    IFA to Agent: They are worth so much mmore than they have told you, upsell them.
    Agent to purchaser: That house you were interested in has just gone, but this (much higher priced) property is "Absolutely perfect" for you...

    *****.

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  • Bob Dalek
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    and the time machine arrived in 1976..just in time for the hilarious Mind your Language
    They were exposed as shifty crooks last year, if memory serves.

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