Tesco Delivery Service

[gingerjedi]

They knocked my Mum and Dad's gate post down and did a runner not knowing it was a street full of old git nosey neighbours with pen and paper handy.

I can top that...

Around my way a Tesco home delivery van drove through a duel carriageway underpass got stuck and burst into flames, the heat was so intense the concrete cracked and the underpass is now been bricked up as it's not safe.

Every little helps.

[chef]

i hate dates.. prunes are much nicer

IGMC

[FiveTimes]

mine is due for delivery today between 3-5pm, past couple of weeks the dates have been good; can't be bothered to check them at the door, so check the dates when putting the stuff away, if there is anything with a short date I just call them and they refund it no problems.

If I checked at the door way the stuff would go back, this way all I need to do is jig the dates around.

[TykeMerc]

Now there's a plan B: "rent-a-bollocking.com"

Ohh that's a classic, I love bollocking people for bad service and am rather good at obtaining a favourable result, I wonder how much I could charge per hour........

[rootsnall]

They knocked my Mum and Dad's gate post down and did a runner not knowing it was a street full of old git nosey neighbours with pen and paper handy.

[Bagpuss]

Haven't you watched the telly, friendly bacteria; it's good for you!

Next time a professional woman from London shakes your hand, keep thinking that!

[voodooflux]

It's a pitty you can't use the internet to get somone to go 'round there and give them a bollocking.

Now there's a plan B: "rent-a-bollocking.com"

[Ravello]

Split them into citrus/non citrus, get a load of fruit and some fresh (not from concentrate) fruit juice, bang them in the blender et voilà... Innocent eat your heart out.

[Advocate]

Haven't you watched the telly, friendly bacteria; it's good for you!

[Bagpuss]

It's a pitty you can't use the internet to get somone to go 'round there and give them a bollocking.

[DimPrawn]

http://www.fortnumandmason.com/Shopp...formation.aspx

HTH

[gingerjedi]

What flavour?

Assorted, they’re the tiny little ones for babies and no-one else in the house eats them.

Just email and tell them you want your money back. They're most helpful most of the time.

I have.

[Moscow Mule]

It's been great for the last few weeks but they've just delivered 16 yoghurts with 2 days left on the 'best before' date.

Just email and tell them you want your money back. They're most helpful most of the time.

[Ravello]

It's been great for the last few weeks but they've just delivered 16 yoghurts with 2 days left on the 'best before' date.

What flavour?

[gingerjedi]

It's been great for the last few weeks but they've just delivered 16 yoghurts with 2 days left on the 'best before' date.