For the love of god...

[DiscoStu]

Get some beans, put them in a plastic bag and then slam them in a door several times, or roll over them on your wheelie-chair, or something else suitably violent.

Take out your frustration by solving the problem.

I could use a bag of beans to beat the tester who can't spell losing. Good plan

[d000hg]

Get some beans, put them in a plastic bag and then slam them in a door several times, or roll over them on your wheelie-chair, or something else suitably violent.

Take out your frustration by solving the problem.

[Charles Foster Kane]

The nearest Starbucks is a 20 minute drive away ass clown.

It's a proper machine, it's the bean grinder that's broken

Have a cup of tea then you ponce

[DiscoStu]

Go to Starbucks you pleb. Machine coffee tastes like anus.

The nearest Starbucks is a 20 minute drive away ass clown.

It's a proper machine, it's the bean grinder that's broken

[HeliCraig]

Don't be dissing the tea. This is England remember.

...goes to kitchen to make another brew

I'm not... Tea is the future (and also the past & present!). I drink it by the gallon.

In fact I had my first coffee today for weeks. Switching back to tea now.

[Charles Foster Kane]

You could always try tea!

(lights touch paper and stands back.)

Don't be dissing the tea. This is England remember.

...goes to kitchen to make another brew

[NotAllThere]

Get a decent machine of your own in - Starbucks coffee tastes like crap.

[HeliCraig]

You could always try tea!

(lights touch paper and stands back.)

[Charles Foster Kane]

Go to Starbucks you pleb. Machine coffee tastes like anus.

[DiscoStu]

...someone come and fix our coffee machine before I kill someone