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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You are back!!!

    Where have you been??
    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Ah! I see one of the Missing in Action folks has returned.

    Hello chap.
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Stingy barsteward. That was worth 10 pts at least!

    WB btw.
    Hello and thanks.



    Just a little self-imposed CUK breather.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    NickFitz is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    Stingy barsteward. That was worth 10 pts at least!

    WB btw.

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  • bogeyman
    replied
    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    NickFitz is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    Ah! I see one of the Missing in Action folks has returned.

    Hello chap.

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  • cailin maith
    replied
    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    NickFitz is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    You are back!!!

    Where have you been??

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    13:22 Spacecadet starts a thread suggesting that either all credit crunch speculation be moved to a new subforum, or DP be banned.

    13:23 DP responds with The Word That Must Not Be Posted (no, not "L***" - word, not name) And Particularly Not In A Font Size That Is Larger Than The Font Size On This Forum According To The Default Font Size Setting That Is Normally Used.

    13:38 ferret shovels DP into the BanBin for a couple of days.

    13:51 King Cnvt posts that DP has been banned.

    ONGOING: Other users make posts containing The Word That Must Not Be... (et cetera, see above) though without adjusting the font's size, weight, or colour.

    14:01 ferret, in response to queries from other denizens, states that the ban will endure for "just a couple of days." However, he also suggests that those who have been sliding towards a ban may be on thin ice.

    ONGOING: More testing of the limits by people who don't learn by the experience of others. See it as saying to a child "Don't touch that, it's hot!" and then watching them touch it.

    14:27 Scourer creates a poll asking whether DP should be relieved of the ban... or AndyW, or something.

    14:29 SA arrives late to the party

    14:34 Somehow, 100+ votes appear on Scourer's poll, opposing the unbanning of DP

    14:35 The denizens seem to be getting the point and are self-censoring

    15:57 RandyW appears from the mists of earlier this year, though never to do so again

    15:58 Oh Dear... not Oh Yes, but Oh Dear - somebody forgets they were only released under licence, and is rapidly returned to the Juvenile Correction Facility - oops, I mean re-banned

    ONGOING: The fear begins to spread...

    17:02 ferret reveals the truth about that Cnut, simultaneously with Carling Wotsit (clearly a witch - burn her!)

    17:05 RandyW buys it, and somebody we all know and love (N.B he's edited that post now, but the original is sitting safely in the database at testpleasedelete.com) decides to ease off a little

    19:14 Some sockpuppets appear to be crawling out of the festering mass.

    That's enough playing at Geoffrey of Monmouth for me tonight

    There's more, but that's all I could be bothered to track down. If you're that interested, do the rest yourselves

    NickFitz is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Pacamac?
    If you've got one, I think it's about to rain.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    insomnimac?
    Pacamac?

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    superb. a thing of beauty. lord, if only i had the time that i used to have i could have... actually, no i couldn't have. well done sir! i think fitzy is deserving of a special moniker. please mr ferret sir - can he have something special please? what about macman? anybody else got a good suggestion?
    insomnimac?

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    13:22 Spacecadet starts a thread suggesting that either all credit crunch speculation be moved to a new subforum, or DP be banned.

    13:23 DP responds with The Word That Must Not Be Posted (no, not "L***" - word, not name) And Particularly Not In A Font Size That Is Larger Than The Font Size On This Forum According To The Default Font Size Setting That Is Normally Used.

    13:38 ferret shovels DP into the BanBin for a couple of days.

    13:51 King Cnvt posts that DP has been banned.

    ONGOING: Other users make posts containing The Word That Must Not Be... (et cetera, see above) though without adjusting the font's size, weight, or colour.

    14:01 ferret, in response to queries from other denizens, states that the ban will endure for "just a couple of days." However, he also suggests that those who have been sliding towards a ban may be on thin ice.

    ONGOING: More testing of the limits by people who don't learn by the experience of others. See it as saying to a child "Don't touch that, it's hot!" and then watching them touch it.

    14:27 Scourer creates a poll asking whether DP should be relieved of the ban... or AndyW, or something.

    14:29 SA arrives late to the party

    14:34 Somehow, 100+ votes appear on Scourer's poll, opposing the unbanning of DP

    14:35 The denizens seem to be getting the point and are self-censoring

    15:57 RandyW appears from the mists of earlier this year, though never to do so again

    15:58 Oh Dear... not Oh Yes, but Oh Dear - somebody forgets they were only released under licence, and is rapidly returned to the Juvenile Correction Facility - oops, I mean re-banned

    ONGOING: The fear begins to spread...

    17:02 ferret reveals the truth about that Cnut, simultaneously with Carling Wotsit (clearly a witch - burn her!)

    17:05 RandyW buys it, and somebody we all know and love (N.B he's edited that post now, but the original is sitting safely in the database at testpleasedelete.com) decides to ease off a little

    19:14 Some sockpuppets appear to be crawling out of the festering mass.

    That's enough playing at Geoffrey of Monmouth for me tonight

    There's more, but that's all I could be bothered to track down. If you're that interested, do the rest yourselves

    superb. a thing of beauty. lord, if only i had the time that i used to have i could have... actually, no i couldn't have. well done sir! i think fitzy is deserving of a special moniker. please mr ferret sir - can he have something special please? what about macman? anybody else got a good suggestion?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Brilliant summary, thanks Nick.

    BTW - looking at the time you posted... are you on the bench, or an insomniac?
    WHS - except for the bit about me being a witch.... it's called womens intuition

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  • d000hg
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    Seems like CUK has become a victim of PC gone mad.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    13:22 Spacecadet starts a thread suggesting that either all credit crunch speculation be moved to a new subforum, or DP be banned.

    13:23 DP responds with The Word That Must Not Be Posted (no, not "L***" - word, not name) And Particularly Not In A Font Size That Is Larger Than The Font Size On This Forum According To The Default Font Size Setting That Is Normally Used.

    13:38 ferret shovels DP into the BanBin for a couple of days.

    13:51 King Cnvt posts that DP has been banned.

    ONGOING: Other users make posts containing The Word That Must Not Be... (et cetera, see above) though without adjusting the font's size, weight, or colour.

    14:01 ferret, in response to queries from other denizens, states that the ban will endure for "just a couple of days." However, he also suggests that those who have been sliding towards a ban may be on thin ice.

    ONGOING: More testing of the limits by people who don't learn by the experience of others. See it as saying to a child "Don't touch that, it's hot!" and then watching them touch it.

    14:27 Scourer creates a poll asking whether DP should be relieved of the ban... or AndyW, or something.

    14:29 SA arrives late to the party

    14:34 Somehow, 100+ votes appear on Scourer's poll, opposing the unbanning of DP

    14:35 The denizens seem to be getting the point and are self-censoring

    15:57 RandyW appears from the mists of earlier this year, though never to do so again

    15:58 Oh Dear... not Oh Yes, but Oh Dear - somebody forgets they were only released under licence, and is rapidly returned to the Juvenile Correction Facility - oops, I mean re-banned

    ONGOING: The fear begins to spread...

    17:02 ferret reveals the truth about that Cnut, simultaneously with Carling Wotsit (clearly a witch - burn her!)

    17:05 RandyW buys it, and somebody we all know and love (N.B he's edited that post now, but the original is sitting safely in the database at testpleasedelete.com) decides to ease off a little

    19:14 Some sockpuppets appear to be crawling out of the festering mass.

    That's enough playing at Geoffrey of Monmouth for me tonight

    There's more, but that's all I could be bothered to track down. If you're that interested, do the rest yourselves

    top post

    You should have been an investigative journalist.

    PS you did not mention house price once! next time I want to house price for everyone....

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  • realityhack
    replied
    Brilliant summary, thanks Nick.

    BTW - looking at the time you posted... are you on the bench, or an insomniac?

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  • NickFitz
    replied
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I go to the pub, and the curry house, come back, and there's carnage. It's almost genocidal. Bannings left, right and centre. Who did what, and why?
    This happened.

    Keep up - there'll be a test at the end

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  • NickFitz
    replied
    13:22 Spacecadet starts a thread suggesting that either all credit crunch speculation be moved to a new subforum, or DP be banned.

    13:23 DP responds with The Word That Must Not Be Posted (no, not "L***" - word, not name) And Particularly Not In A Font Size That Is Larger Than The Font Size On This Forum According To The Default Font Size Setting That Is Normally Used.

    13:38 ferret shovels DP into the BanBin for a couple of days.

    13:51 King Cnvt posts that DP has been banned.

    ONGOING: Other users make posts containing The Word That Must Not Be... (et cetera, see above) though without adjusting the font's size, weight, or colour.

    14:01 ferret, in response to queries from other denizens, states that the ban will endure for "just a couple of days." However, he also suggests that those who have been sliding towards a ban may be on thin ice.

    ONGOING: More testing of the limits by people who don't learn by the experience of others. See it as saying to a child "Don't touch that, it's hot!" and then watching them touch it.

    14:27 Scourer creates a poll asking whether DP should be relieved of the ban... or AndyW, or something.

    14:29 SA arrives late to the party

    14:34 Somehow, 100+ votes appear on Scourer's poll, opposing the unbanning of DP

    14:35 The denizens seem to be getting the point and are self-censoring

    15:57 RandyW appears from the mists of earlier this year, though never to do so again

    15:58 Oh Dear... not Oh Yes, but Oh Dear - somebody forgets they were only released under licence, and is rapidly returned to the Juvenile Correction Facility - oops, I mean re-banned

    ONGOING: The fear begins to spread...

    17:02 ferret reveals the truth about that Cnut, simultaneously with Carling Wotsit (clearly a witch - burn her!)

    17:05 RandyW buys it, and somebody we all know and love (N.B he's edited that post now, but the original is sitting safely in the database at testpleasedelete.com) decides to ease off a little

    19:14 Some sockpuppets appear to be crawling out of the festering mass.

    That's enough playing at Geoffrey of Monmouth for me tonight

    There's more, but that's all I could be bothered to track down. If you're that interested, do the rest yourselves

    Leave a comment:

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