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Previously on "Ok. So who's actually worked in investment banking?"

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I do not have recollection of that happening...
    mmmm rohypnol

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The best bit of your CV was that time you worked in the gay bar in Amsterdam!
    I do not have recollection of that happening...

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The best bit of your CV was that time you worked in the gay bar in Amsterdam!
    And still couldn't get laid!!!!!!!!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    My book will have a lot more shocking juicy details - consider my CV as a teaser
    The best bit of your CV was that time you worked in the gay bar in Amsterdam!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    We know all this - we took a copy of your CV. after likely gave us the link.
    My book will have a lot more shocking juicy details - consider my CV as a teaser

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I did some IB work back in Russia - back in 1998. The Govt defaulted on its bonds, currency dropped 4 times in matter of weeks, banks folded etc. That's when I figured - f*** that s*** and went back to UK and stayed here ever since. The lesson I learnt was that if you want to gamble (I don't) then go to casino.
    We know all this - we took a copy of your CV. after likely gave us the link.

    HTH

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post
    AtW will never make any money out of it.
    I did some IB work back in Russia - back in 1998. The Govt defaulted on its bonds, currency dropped 4 times in matter of weeks, banks folded etc. That's when I figured - f*** that s*** and went back to UK and stayed here ever since. The lesson I learnt was that if you want to gamble (I don't) then go to casino.

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  • Dow Jones
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    I've had 5 contracts with IB's so far. In Front/Middle Office upgrades and new web projects I had to sit with traders who seemed to be getting younger and more arrogant as the years went by. Nevertheless, most were pretty good at their jobs and as good as gold in the pubs and bars outside work. One thing that I've learnt from them is that no matter how much you know or learnt through college or experience, it won't help you when dealing with the ups or downs of the markets, otherwise, if you can't make decisions in an instant, you won't get the deals. A lot is based on hunches not logic and there is a definite herd mentality which explains a lot. Hence buying and selling is not for the faint hearted or self-opinionated, so eg AtW will never make any money out of it.

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Yeah sorry, forgot the 'humourless dolt' option.
    You did indeed, although humourless is being a little kind really

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    Are there still IBs?
    Soon there will only be 1 - GoldmanStanleyUBSRBSJPBOAMLWarburg

    HTH

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    Never worked in IB but don't need to in order to have a rough idea what shorting etc is - NB I have not extrapolated this into me thinking I am George Soros. There is no poll option for me.
    Yeah sorry, forgot the 'humourless dolt' option.

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  • ratewhore
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    Did some technical risk stuff last year. Learnt a lot from the people in the various business units.

    Of course, now I'm broke after taking their advice...

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Never worked in IB but don't need to in order to have a rough idea what shorting etc is - NB I have not extrapolated this into me thinking I am George Soros. There is no poll option for me.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    No! Tell us or you will be put in a cell with Mr Big!
    Wooooooo Hooooooooo



    Send AtW in too and we can PARTY

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  • Francko
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    Are there still IBs?

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