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The £60 a day bloke of course. I have never disguised the fact that I have lusted after bean's big Nigerian bum for years.
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Who? Milan or the £60/day contractor?Originally posted by xoggothAaaah! The lucky devil.
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I think Milan had his wicked way with him.Originally posted by xoggothWhat happened to that chap who posted a few weeks back who got £40 a day or something?, I liked him!
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Radbroke Hall - Knutsford(ish). Barclays.Originally posted by wendigo100What's that?
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No, I pay the granny to sneer over me. The pig farmer smears me for free. He enjoys it as much as me. It's a win/win situation.Originally posted by ChurchillBloody spelling again!!!
SMEAR, surely?
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ZG ate him.Originally posted by xoggothWhat happened to that chap who posted a few weeks back who got £40 a day or something?, I liked him!
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Bloody spelling again!!!Originally posted by WageSlaveDon't worry, Xoggoth, you can still sneer at me. In fact, I quite enjoy a good sneer. Usually I have to pay £75 a session for a granny in Jack boots to sneer all over me.
SMEAR, surely?
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Don't worry, Xoggoth, you can still sneer at me. In fact, I quite enjoy a good sneer. Usually I have to pay £75 a session for a granny in Jack boots to sneer all over me.Originally posted by xoggothAn EXTRA 36k!!! Needless to say I hate you!
Moderators, please remove posts by successful people from CUK. It would be much better if it was full of contractless losers that those of us with boring crappy contracts paying low 30s ph can sneer at. What happened to that chap who posted a few weeks back who got £40 a day or something?, I liked him!
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Radbroke?Originally posted by wendigo100I've just taken a new banking job in the country.
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An EXTRA 36k!!! Needless to say I hate you!
Moderators, please remove posts by successful people from CUK. It would be much better if it was full of contractless losers that those of us with boring crappy contracts paying low 30s ph can sneer at. What happened to that chap who posted a few weeks back who got £40 a day or something?, I liked him!
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where are you working now then? I thought most places had a % of $ankersOriginally posted by Rebecca LoosI used to work for a bunch of right bankers
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